Hum Ne Kab Manga hai, tum se Muhabat ka sila ”Chikny ”
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Kaash Us Ne Aik Baar Kaha To Hota Mujh Se K! Main Tumari Hon… Jan|X......
- Tip of the day always keep ur
Tip of the day: Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y? Whenever......
- Yaha b ho ga waha ab to
yaha b ho ga waha b ho ga ab to sary jaha me ho ga......
- Arz kia hai na chicken tikka
Arz kia hai. Na chicken tikka na boti tikka . Only . Dhinka chikka, dhinka......
- Faqir kuch khana dedo admi tamatr khao
Faqir: Kuch Khana DeDo Admi: Tamatr Khao Faqir: Roti DeDo Admi Tamatr Khao Faqir: Tamatr......
- Operation se pehlay doctor ne phoolon k
Operation se Pehlay doctor ne Phoolon k haar mangwaey Mariz:Ye kis liye Doc: puttar Mera......
- Meaningful line written on women shoe shop
Meaningful line written on Women Shoe Shop: . . …. . . . . .......
- What is winning attitude 3 ants
WhAT is winning ATTITUDE? 3 ants saw an elephant cming. Ant 1: v vil kill......
- yasmeen 10 sal ki thi
*. . .Yasmeen 10 sal ki thi jab usy ALI sy piar ho gia Jb......
- kamzoor dil walay yeah msg na
*. .Kamzoor dil walay yeah msg na parhein . . . . . . .......
- Marez doctor sy main 1month roz
Marez Doctor sy main 1month sy roz 50 rupay ki dwai ly rha hon mgr......
- Ek pagal letter likh raha tha doctor
Ek pagal letter likh raha tha. Doctor ne pocha kis ko likh rahy ho? Pagal:......
- Altaf ne to baray pyar se
Altaf Ne To Baray pyar Se bola k *KARACHI* hamara hai. *faraz* @ ZOLFQAR MIRZA@......
- Aj ka totka agar apko rona
AJ KA TOTKA Agar ApKo Rona Aa Raha Ho To Ap Aaina Dekh Len.. .......
- Dear radio we want to
Dear Radio , We Want To Hear Music Not Two Idiots Talking =P Sincerely, Every......
- mohabat ho jaye ya raat
:: Mohabat Ho Jaye :: Ya … :: Raat mein Light ChaLi Jaye :: AnJam......
- Important notice to keep up with the
Important Notice! To Keep up with the Current Trend & to remain in Power, The......
- A japanese came to india he took
A japanese came to INDIA… He took an autto to go to the airport on......
- Kbi kbi yuhi sochta hu usne meri
Kbi kbi YuHi Sochta hu usne meri Muhabat ko Q thukrya Jb k hr bar......
- Judgekya tum kabhi jail gaey ho chor
Judge_Kya tum kabhi jail gaey ho? Chor rotay hoay: Ji naheen hazoor! Judge_Tou iss main......
- ek ladki class me gana ga
*. .Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi O ZARA zara TOUCH ME touch......
- Dad whos this girl boy
Dad: Whos this girl??? . . Boy: My girlfriend. . . . . Next day......
- Boy your teeth are like the
Boy: Your Teeth Are Like The Stars Girl: Awww … Thanks Are They That Much......
- Bf baby what r u doing
BF: Baby, what r u doing? GF: Nothing much, really tired, just going to sleep......