*’* 2 Hamshakl Jurwan Bachy Sakht Sardi k Mosam M Apne kamre M bethy Thy,
In m s 1 hans hns k loot poot ho rha tha or 2usra udas kone m betha kanp rha tha,
Baap n pucha.
Tm itna q hans rhy ho?
Wo bola kuch nhi papa aj mama n 2ono bar isi ko nehla dya hai.
WELCOME WINTER SEASON
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