Girl: Tum haftay main kitni baar shave kartay ho?
Boy: Haftay main nahi, din main 30 se 40 baar.
Girl: Kya Tum pagal ho?
Boy: Nahi! main NAAI hon.
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- Ive no girlfriend girl friend girl
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- Pappu offered girl 4 sex girl tum
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- b0y tumharay pen main ink nae
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- Aaj main aap ko bataungi k ka
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- l uff kitni
,___(‘,)___, ) ) ./ L Uff kitni jaldi *Subah* hogai Pata hi Na Chala..! Asalam-o-Alaikum......
- Main to yu hi paani mai pathar
Main to yu hi paani mai pathar phaink rha tha ‘WASI’ , , , Achanak......
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AiK dafa ka ziKar hy k main sO raha tha, aise (^_^) phR mera fOn......
- Kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha 4
kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye......
- wese main keh raha tha k
/(”,) Wese main Keh Raha Tha K Agr Larkiyo K Numbr Hon To Send Karo......
- Khareedar main ne suna hai k is
Khareedar: Main ne suna hai k is Ghar main Jin bhoot aur roohen aati hain?......
- Eik molvi bus main ja raha tha
EIK MOLVI BUS MAIN JA RAHA THA SAMNAY BAITHAY EIK AURAT APNAY BAITAY KO BAR......
- Its magic please read dil main
Its magic! Please read. Dil †Main †Dil Dil †Mera †Dil Dil......
- 1 shrabi bus main sawar hua to
1 shrabi bus main sawar hua to seat par bethy molvi ne kaha Tum jahanum......
- Aik molve bis main betha tha tu
AIK MOLVE BIS MAIN BETHA THA TU PECHAY SET PIR PIR AIK AURAT APNAY BETHAY......
- Molvi or murgay main 3 batien same
Molvi or murgay main 3 batien same hain 1. Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain.......
- Ek couple car main drive kar rahe
ek couple ek car main drive kar rahe they, achanak ek donkey un k rastey......
- Baap beta is bar exam main
Baap: Beta is bar Exam main tumhain 9O% NO Laane hain. Beta: Nahi abbu me......
- nikley hum dunia ki bheer main
*’* Nikley Hum Dunia Ki Bheer Main Tu Pata Chala, MUHSIN, K Her Wo Shakhs......
- Boy agar main kahon mujhe tum
Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur Meri Bas Yahi Chahat......
- Main teray naseeb ka badal nai jo
main teray naseeb ka badal nai jo tujh pe bars jaaon!!!!!! meriiiii tujhay in garmion......
- Mlvi or murgay main 3 batien same
Mölvi or murgay main 3 batien same hain 1-Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain 2-Dono......