Garib Mariz: Doctor mere pass paise
nahi he aap mera eilaaj kar de to
kabhi aapke kaam aaunga.
Doctor: Kya kaam karte ho?
Mariz: Gorkan hon, Kabar khodta hu !!!
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Sardarni, sardar ko doctor k pas ley kar gai. Doctor: main ney ye medicin likh......
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Doctor pagal se: Tum pagal q huay? Pagal: Bas G main ne ek bewa se......
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Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog. How long have you been acting......
- Pathan ne doctor ko mar diya
Pathan Ne Doctor ko Mar Diya. Police: Khan Tune Doctor ko Q Qatal kia? Pathan:......
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Tum to aaj doctor ke Dost pathan se: ‘tum to aaj doctor ke pas janay......
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- Doctor motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy
Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy tum rozana sirf 1 roti khaya karo, Sardar:......
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Pathan ka accident hua to doctor ne pucha k khan sahb ap ka accident kaise......
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DOCTor., Sheikh sb aap ko kaele ka chilka nazar nahi aaya tha jo aap phisal......
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Doctor: Ap ka aur Ap ki Begum ka Blood Group aik he hai. Husband: Zahir......
- Doctor aap ki dimaaghi beemari ka
Doctor : Aap ki dimaaghi beemari ka kya haal hy ? Mareez: Theek hy aaj......
- The doctor of the future will give
The doctor of the future will give no medicines, but will interest his patients in......
- My doctor is nice every time i
My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I’m ashamed of what I think......
- A doctor whose breath smells has no
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. ~Martin H. FischerFFM...
- A friend asked her doctor if a
A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said,......
- If a doctor lawyer or dentist had
If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time,......
- Eid hai aaj aur tum pass nahin
Eid hai aaj aur tum pass nahin Eid Hai Ajj Aur Tum Pass Nahi Ho......
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