Ek sardar karele khareedne gaya…
Sabzi wala karelon par paani chirak raha tha..
Sardar khara intizar karta raha..
Jab kaafi der ho gayi to gusse se bola…
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‘Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol dena’
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