*’* Ek Lrki Jo Ek Larky Asim s Buht Pyar Krti thi Lekin Asim Kisi aur s muhbt krta tha,
Jb asim n ignore krne ki inteha kr di to us lrki n khudkashi krne ka faisla kya. Lekin us bechari ki bdksmti daikhye k rat ko 12 bje jb wo drya m chalang lagati h to usi gaon ka ek or lrka Haidr drya m kood kr usy bacha leta h, itne m gaon k log b ikhate hojate hn, log un 2ono ko rat ko ikhata dekh k shak krte hen. Dono gaon m kisi ko mun dikhane k qabil nh rehte. Larki is ghum s pagal hojati h or roz galion m yhi awaz lagati h,
*’* MUNNI BADNAM HUI DARLING TERE LYE,
AB KOI NA PUCHY MUNNI Q BADNAM HOI
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