1 dafa 1 hathi beemar ho kr hospital mein dakhil ho gya.
2sry hathi us ko dekhnay k liye janay lgay to 1 chiyonti b sath chal parri 1 hathi ney us sy poocha k tumhara wahan kia kaam hai?
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