Cutiest Proposal:
Prep Clas Kids;
Boy:Oye Tu Mele Shath Shadi
Kale Gi?
Girl:Nhi
Boy:Pleesh
girl;Naee Na
Boy:Maan Jao Na
Pleesh
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Sheikh ka beta: abba 2 Rupees do Abba: nahi dunga Beta: abba de do doodh......
- Ikk taaraf dengue tay ikk taraaf wapda
Ikk taaraf Dengue tay ikk taraaf Wapda..: Koi Kapry Pan Nai Dainda te koi kapry......
- Girlfrnd boyfriend in park promise karo
GirlFrnd & boyfriend in park: Promise Karo K MujH Kabhi Touch oR Kiss K Liye......
- Ab to macher bi hum se badmash
Ab to macher bi hum se badmash hongae hen faraz Khte hn katne de warna......
- Sir woh kaun hai jisne apna pehla
Sir: Woh Kaun Hai Jisne Apna Pehla Kadam Chand Par Rakha? Student: Neil Armstrong Sir......
- 1 african apni famly k sath jungle
1 African apni famly k sath Jungle mein rehta tha, 1 din usay Jungle se......
- Son father do you believe in ghosts
Son: Father, do you believe in ghosts? Father: No son. There are no ghosts Son:......
- if the world ends in
*_ _ _If The World Ends In 2012,so It Means That . . . .......
- Aurat tumhen sharam naheen aati bheek
Aurat: Tumhen sharam naheen aati bheek maangtay ho, tumhari umr kay larkay tou school jatay......
- Gaoon mey shadi k mokey per 1
GAOON MEY SHADI K MOKEY PER 1 KHATOON PAROSAN SE CHARPAI MAANGNEY GAEE, PAROSAN NE......
- Aunty arey beta tm ktne baray ho
Aunty: ‘arey beta tm ktne baray ho gye ho’ . . . . . bacha:......
- Ek admi bakriyan chara rha tha
Ek Admi bakriyan chara rha tha Mitho0:ye bakrian kahan le ja rhe ho? Admi guse......
- Bf baby what r u doing
BF: Baby, what r u doing? GF: Nothing much, really tired, just going to sleep......
- Mezban kia apke liye kaddo sharif pakwa
Mezban: Kia apke liye KADDO SHARIF pakwa lon? MEHMAN: Gunahgar sa banda hon KADDO SHARIF......