Bush: Do U Knw Swimming?
Indian: No.
Bush: Dog iz better than U, It Swims.
Indian: Do U Know Swimming?
Bush: Yes
Indian: Then, Watz difference btwn U n DOG..
Bush: ?????
(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´ Lover
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