1 Bus ma Baba G ka paaon Larki k paaun per aa gaya.
Baba G: Sorry!
Larki: Get lost
Phir 1 handsome larkey ka paaon larki ke paaon per aa jata hai…
Larka: Sorry!
Larki: (with smile)It’s ok,
No problem 🙂
Baba G guse se bolay….
Na ! kaaki merey SORRY dey spelling galat c…?
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