BETi=
Ammi Agr Tum Ne
Meri SHADi Ki Baat Ki
T0
Ghar Se
BHAG
Jaun Gi
MAA Rote Hue Boli=
Beti
Me Ne
BHAG
K Tere ABBA K 7 Shadi Ki
Teri
KHALA 0r BEHAN
Ne
BHAG
K Shadi Ki
Tera
BHAi N0KRANi K 7
0R
Tera
CHACHA DH0BAN K 7
BHAG
Gaya
Teri PH0PH0
SABZi Wale K 7
0R
C0UZiN
D00DH Wale K 7
BHAG
Gai
Tera BAAP 2 Baar
PAR0SAN K Saath
BHAG
Chuka He
Ab Tu Bhi
BHAG
Jaye Gi
T0
Humari Kya
¤IZZAT¤
Reh Jaye Gi
Kuch To KHAYAL Kar
KHANDAN Ka.*:-D
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- Bandar ki beti boli papa mujhe
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- Aurat agar beti hai to rehmat biwi
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Pathan Ki Wife: Hamari Beti 2O Saal Ki Hogai Hai Tum Jao Or 26 Saal......
- Budha beti tumhara nahna muna bhai
Budha : Beti Tumhara Nahna Muna Bhai Har Waqt Rota Kyon Rehta Ha…? Beti :......
- Beti maa gaon mein fauji aaye hain
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti......
- Angoor ki beti raat chadh subhe utar
Angoor Ki Beti Raat Chadh Subhe Utar Jaati Hai Ankhon Say Jo Pitay Toh Jindagi......
- Mein beti bankar aayi hoon maa baap ke
Mein beti bankar aayi hoon Maa-baap ke jeevan mein Basera hoga kal mera kisi aur......
- Bhag jaye uski beti gadha gaari pe
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- Sardar apnay susar say apki beti mjhay
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