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HELLO SO RAHE HO KYA ????? KYUNKI KISI NE MUJHSE KAHA K PAGALON KO NEEND......
- so rahe ho
( / ; ) ( / SO rahe ho KYA? (@ ; ( (@ GHOORO......
- Jis se aaj tum jaa rahe hoo
Jis Se Aaj Tum Jaa Rahe Hoo Naata Tood Ke Milenge Tum Ko Khare Zindgi......
- Ji rahe the hum iss aas pe
Ji Rahe The Hum Iss Aas Pe Hii Sanam, Ekk Naa Ekk Din Mil Hii......
- Jo keh rahe hai hum har bar
Jo Keh Rahe Hai Hum Har Bar Nahi Kahte Ke Jismo Ke Milne Ko Hi......
- Hum jis pe mar rahe hen wo
Hum jis pe mar rahe hen wo he bat hi kuch or, Aalam me tujh......
- Aap ke har rahe ho Always Clear…
Aap jaha jaye wahase kare Fly all Tear, Sab log aapko hi mane aapna Dear,......
- Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum
Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge, aur sitare keh rahe hai ki......
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( / ; ) ( / SO rahe ho KYA? (@ ; ( (@ GHOORO......
- Maa beta kya kar rahe ho
Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Beta: Padh Rha Hu. Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe......
- Lagta ha so rahe ho ap
Lagta ha so rahe ho ap yar duniya chand par pohanch gai ha or ap......
- Ye aarzoo hai ke na rahe koi
Ye Aarzoo Hai Ke Na Rahe Koi Aarzoo Baqi Na Ummeed Ho Na Intezaar Na......
- Jo hona hai ho ke rahe ga
Jo Hona Hai Ho Ke Rahe Ga Dil Tere Khayaalon Mein Kho Ke Rahe Ga......
- Keh rahe hai dil ki gehrai se
Keh Rahe Hai Dil Ki Gehrai Se Yeh Sachchai Hum, Na Samaj Na Ise Kahahi......
- Tum bhi jaa rahe the hum juda
Tum Bhi Jaa Rahe The Hum Bhi Jaa Rahe The Juda Ho Rahe The Vida......
- Seh ke bewafayee ro rahe the
Seh Ke Bewafayee , Ro Rahe The Hum, Aaj Kisi Ke Aane Se, Hasne Ka......
- Jis rah par chal rahe the woh
Jis Rah Par Chal Rahe The, Woh Raaste Sunsan The. Is Tarf Samshan The, Us......
- Talabgar rahe hum jis ek pal ke
Talabgar Rahe Hum Jis Ek Pal Ke Liye Khwabo Mein Paya Usko Ek Pal Ke......
- Woh pardanasheen hee ban ker rahe hum
Woh Pardanasheen Hee Ban Ker Rahe, Hum Unse Iltaza Kerte Rahe, Woh Beparda Bhii Doston......
- Pal jis ko hum taraste rahe wo
Pal Pal Jis Pal Ko Hum Taraste Rahe Wo Pal Bhee Zindagi Mein Aayaa To......
- Udd rahe the hum abh tak uski
Udd Rahe The Hum Abh Tak Uski Mahobat Ke Pankho Sai Lekin, Kat Gaye Pankh......
- Kyu yaad aa rahe ho tum har
Kyu Yaad Aa Rahe Ho Tum Kyu Har Pal Tadhpaa Rahe Ho Tum Jahan Dekhun......
- Aaj tak sunte rahe sab ki hum
Aaj Tak Sunte Rahe Sab Ki Hum. Kis,Kis Ne Kaise Sahe Hain Kaise, Sitam. Aur......
- Kyun dil se dur ja rahe ho
Kyun Dil Se Dur Ja Rahe Ho Pyar Karne Ka Daawa Karte Ho Phir Bhi......
- Odh ke lal chunar ja rahe wo
Odh Ke Lal Chunar Ja Rahe Wo Sajan Ke Ghar Hatho Me Rachi Unki Mehandi......
- Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe the
Zindagi To Hum Bhi Jee Rahe The, Taqdeer Humari Kharab Nikli Tajmahal Hum Bhi Bana......
- Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum
Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge, aur sitare keh rahe hai ki......
- Three sardar bed pe so rahe they
Three sardar bed pe so rahe they unhe thik se jagah nahi ho rahi thi......
- na hum rahe dl lagane k
‘ Na Hum rahe D¡l lagane k Qab¡l, ‘ Na D¡l raha gham uthane k......
- Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe the
Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe the, Taqdeer humari kharab nikli Taj mahal hum bhi......
- Pasine hue jaa rahe ho ye
pasine pasine hue jaa rahe ho ye bolo kahaan se chale aa rahe ho hamen......
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Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha......
- Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho
Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha......
- 10 log 1 pathan ko mar rahe
10 log 1 pathan ko Mar rahe thy Pr Pathan Phir b Hans rha tha......
- Yad me unki jal rahe hai
Yad me unki jal rahe hai dur reh k vo mujse kya kar rahe hai......
- Hum rahe ya na kal kal yaad
Hum rahe ya na rahe kal Kal yaad aayenge yeh pal Pal, yeh hain pyaar......
- Sardar kia kar rahe ho
Sardar: Kia Kar Rahe Ho ? Pathan: Hum 1 Saal K Bache Ka Awaz Recrd......
- Tum us se keh rahe ho baharon
Tum us se keh rahe ho baharon ki daastan MaNs0oR Jis ki nazar me gulshan-e-hasti......