2 Aurtein 1 darakht k neeche bethi kafi dair se batein kr rahi thien k achanak drakht se 1 Aam(mango) gira
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Pehli Aurat
Ye Aam kese gira?
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Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k..
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Aam khud hath jorr kr bola!
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Pakk gaya hun mein tum dono ki batein sun sun kar:-]
‘Welcome to mango season’.
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