*. . .Aqal Mand Aur Samaj Dar Admi Jb Koi Khas Aur Eham Faisla Krta Hy,
To Apni Ankhein Band Krta Hy,
Bohat Sochta Hy,
Apne Dil Ki Sunta Hy,
Apne Dimagh Ko Use Krta Hy,
Aur Akir Main Wohi Krta Hy Jo.?
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Us Ki Biwi
Kehti Hy. . .*
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