Airhostess: Sir Ap Kya Lain gein??
Lahore ka Musafir akarrty huwey:
Pepsi,, kabab,, Bread,, Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan.
Bychary ko kia maloom tha,, air hostess Faisalabad ki hai.
Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga moun aey tawada…
Tusi jahaz tey aaye ho… Apni paen de walimy tey nahi 😉
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