Aik DULHA SHAADI KI PEHLI RAAT
Apni Biwi ka Ghonghat utha k Bare Pyar se Pochta hai:-
Kiya naam hai ‘Huzoor’ ka?
Biwi:-
HAZRAT MUHAMMAD(SAWS)
Dulha:-
Kya farmaya AAP ne?
Biwi:-
Namaz parho
roza rakho aur zakat do.
Dulha pareshan ho k bahar gaya aur bola:-
‘ANDAR TO WAHI NAZIL HO RAHI HAI’
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Pehli Si woh Ab Hum Pe Enaayat Nahin Kartay Hum Apnay Usoolon Se Baghaawat Nahin......
- Pehli mulaqaat thi aur hum
Pehli Mulaqaat Pehli Mulaqaat Thi Aur Hum Dono He Be Bass Thay Wo Zulfain Na......
- Yun woh yaad ata hai jab pehli
YUN WOH YAAD ATA HAI JAB PEHLI BAAR NAZAR MILI TU LAGA KE WOH SIRF......
- Usy jub yad ayega wo pehli bar
Usy jub yad ayega wo pehli bar ka milna, To pal pal yad rakhy ga......
- Do u know sab se pehli konsi
Do U know Sab se pehli konsi NAMAZ kis ne parhi? Fajar: AADAM A.s Zohr:......
- Boy papa aj me ne pehli bar
Boy: papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kia Papa: oh hmara beta jwan ho......
- Eid k din soraj ki pehli
…EiD K DiN… Soraj Ki Pehli Kiran Khushi Dy AapKo.. Doosri Kiran Hassi Dy.. Teesri......
- Dil de chuke hain aap ko pehli
Dil De Chuke Hain Aap Ko Pehli Nazar Main Jee Na Sakein Ge Tere Bin......
- Professor to student aj pehli bar tm
Professor to student: Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum......
- Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to
Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to nervous hota he- Ahista se ander dalo to......
- Dil de chuke hain aap ko pehli
Dil De Chuke Hain Aap Ko Pehli Nazar Main Jee Na Sakein Ge Tere Bin......
- Aaj pehli barish thi musam ki ke
Aaj Pehli Barish Thi Musam Ki Barish Ke Har Baraste Katre Main Meri Udas Aankhon......
- Kal jab saal e nau kay sooraj ki pehli
Kal Jab Saal-E-Nau Kay Sooraj Ki Pehli Kiran Ho Khil Uthay Zindagi Teri, Aisi Har......
- Aaj guzri us mod se jahan pehli
Aaj Guzri Us Mod Se Jahan Pehli Baar Mile The Hum Tha Wohi Samaa Wohi......
- Aaj bhi yaad aati hai wo pehli
Aaj Bhi Yaad Aati Hai Wo Pehli Mulakaat Wo Baarish Ki Girti Boondein Aur Wo......
- Aaj use pehli baar dekhadekhta hi reh
Aaj Use Pehli Baar Dekha,Dekhta Hi Reh Gayaa Maan Mein Khayaal Aaya,Kya Khuda Ne Ise......
- Hai rat ki baat hai ke pehli mulakaat
Hai-Rat Ki Baat Hai Ke Pehli Mulakaat Hai Aur Lagta Hai Aise Jaise Sadiyoun Ka......
- Aaj pehli bar yeh zeher piyaa hai
Aaj Pehli Bar Yeh Zeher Piyaa Hai Tumhe Ho Wo‚Â Jisne Mujhe Badnam Kiya Hai......
- Subha ki us pehli kiran me ek
Subha Ki Us Pehli Kiran Me, Ek Ajib Si Roshni Hoti Hai. Aapke Ke Hi......
- Sajna dil ki pehli dhadkhan ho tum
Sajna Dil Ki Pehli Dhadkhan Ho Tum Tumne Hi Dhadakna Sikhaya Tha Dil Ko Mere......
- Bhula nahi hun aj tak woh pehli
Bhula Nahi Hun Aj Tak Woh Pehli Baar Milne Ana Tera Dekhna Phir Raah Meri......
- Kehne ko woh pehli chahat thi wo
Kehne Ko Woh Pehli Chahat Thi Wo Jis Mein Junno(N) Tha, Shiddat Thi Pakeeza Thi,......
- Us nai kaha tum main pehli si
us nai kaha tum main pehli si baat nahi main nai kaha zindagi main tera......
- Soraj ki pehli kiran din ka
Soraj ki pehli kiran Din ka pehla pehar Panchion ki pehli chehchahat Dhanak ka pehla......
- pthan ki shadi hwe pehli rat
*. .Pthan ki shadi hwe pehli rat B.V ki shalwar Utari r cnfuse hogya BV:......
- Ghazal us ne kaha tum me pehli
(GHAZAL) Us Ne Kaha Tum Me Pehli C Baat Nahi, Me Ne Kaha K Zindagi......
- Kuch umr ki pehli manzil thi
Kuch Umr Ki Pehli Manzil Thi, …. Kuch Raaste Thay Anjaan Bohat, …. Kuch Hum......
- Insan jab pehli bar dalta he to
Insan jab pehli bar dalta he to wo confuse hota he magar tum na ghbrana......
- Pehli mulaqaat thi aur hum dono hi
Pehli Mulaqaat Thi Aur Hum Dono Hi Be Bass Thay ‘Mohsin’ Wo Zulfain Na Sambhal......
- Kbi to milay wo pehli mulaqat ki
Kbi To Milay Wo Pehli Mulaqat Ki Trha, Bigra Hi Rehta Hy Q Halat Ki......
- Usay pehli br bus ma dekha tha
Usay pehli br BuS ma dekha tha Wo mere samny wali seat pr bethi thi......
- Muhabbat pehli bar ho to bhola
Muhabbat pehli bar ho to bhola pan, døosri bar ho to ‘apna pan’ teesri bar......
- Near rho mery morning ki pehli
near rho mery near rho morning ki pehli kiran when teri palkain touch ly half......