Aik aalo ne bhindi ko msj per love u msj bheja’
Bhindi ne use phone kar bura bhala kaha aur boli’
Shut up” tum itne mote aur me Silm & Smart
Aalo ko bht dukh huwa us ne phir itni sabziyan phasain k aj ap dekh sakte hen.
Aalo Ghobi,
Aalo Began’
Aalo Shimla mirch’
Aalo palak
Aalo gajar
Aalo methi
or bhindi us din se aj tk kisi sabzi k sath nai aii wo us wqt se akeli he
Bichari Bhindi 🙂
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