.
Agar ye Hukomat 5 saal rAhi to
‘cheeni choot se zyada mengi ho
jaygi,
‘Doodh sirf mummon me hoga.
‘Gas sirf gand se niklegi.
‘pani sirf lund se kharij hoga.
or
‘currnt sirf tatto se ayega,
jeye Mr.khappy
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- Yeh saal bhi udaas raha rooth ker
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- Ye saal b udaas ra guzar geya
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- Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
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- Kehte hain 1000 saal pehle
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- Memom boss 2 workertumne is saal mehnat
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- Memom boss 2 workertumne is saal mehnat
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- Mubaaraq ho meri jaan naya saal ka
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- Mainay yeh saal bhe khwaboon main guzara
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- Naye saal ka matlab naya ho bhula
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- Swadheenata ke adheen 61 saal kaisi mand
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- Din raat maho saal se aage nahi
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- Nayee saal ki subha kamnayen tumko hum
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- Phir se aaya naya saal aaj raat
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- Khuda karay kay ye saal gaye zakhmon
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- Phir naya saal aanay ko hai khuda
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- Pendu aurat to doctor main 3 saal
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