1 Admi Shop Pe Tota Lene Gya Usne Dekha TotE K 2no Paao’n Pe Ek Blue Or Red Dori Bndhi Ha
Admi Ne Blue Dori Khinchi To Tota Bola
‘ASSALAM O ALAIKUM’
Red Dori Khinchi To Tota Bola
‘KYA HAAL HE AP K’
Admi Ne Dono Dori Ek Saath Khinchi To Tota Bola
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1 admi bhagta hue ata hy or pathan se kehta hy bhai jaldi jao tumare......
- Ek admi ki ammi ke nic per
Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya, woh admi gusse mein......
- 1 admi ko naddi k us par
1 admi ko naddi k us par jana tha. AATA Piswany to bataho wo kis......
- 6 number ki bus aik admi ne
6 Number ki Bus… Aik admi ne pathan se poocha ke laloo khet kon se......
- Please note it once ak admi
Please Note It: Once ak admi subo ke nmaz k lieay msjd ja reha tha......
- Please note it once ak admi
Please Note It: Once ak admi subo ke nmaz k lieay msjd ja reha tha......
- 1 admi k 3 dost thy
1 admi k 3 Dost thy 3no doctor thy 2 pagal thy 1 ko samjh......
- 1 admi bike pe ja rha tha
1 Admi Bike pe ja rha tha: Usne raste me khare huye Sardar se pucha:......
- Agr koi admi bat kary or wo
Agr koi admi bat kary or wo bat raaz ho to phr wo aik amanat......
- 1 admi k 3 dost thy
1 admi k 3 dost thy.. 3no doctor thy, 2 pagal thy, 1 ko samjh......
- Once there was a admi he cutting
Once there was a admi. He was cutting saag with daatri. He saw a wadda......
- Ek admi dost k ghr gya tu
Ek admi dost k ghr gya tu uski bv chae le i. Admi bola chae......
- 1 admi zor se dua mang rha
1 Admi Zor Zor Se Dua Mang Rha Tha ‘Ya Allah! Mujhy Chupkali Bana De’.......
- Jin kya hukm he mre aqa admi
jin: kya hukm he mre aqa admi: khi to usa road bana jin: imossible admi:......
- Machr ne 1 admi ko din me
Machr ne 1 Admi ko din me kat lya. Admi: Tm to rat me kat’te......
- Agr admi wife ki bat man le
Agr admi wife ki bat man le to: Maa: odi gal tay enj manda ae......
- 1 admi apni bv k hr kam
1 Admi Apni BV K Hr Kam Me Nuqs Nikalta . Agr Wo Anda Boil......
- 1 admi ki wife mar gai
1 admi Ki Wife Mar gai. Dost Usko Chup Karane K Bad: ‘Tuje Kuch Chahiye?......
- Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha us
Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha. Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main......
- 1 admi bike pe ja raha tha
1 admi bike pe ja raha tha. Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha?......
- Aik admi apnee biwi k hr kam
aik admi apnee biwi k hr kam me nuks nikalta tha agar wo anda boil......
- 1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k
1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai. Car ka No. 2989 hai,......
- 1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k
1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai. Car ka No. 2989 hai,......
- Eak admi roz chuadry k ghar ja
Eak Admi Roz Chuadry k Ghar ja k kehta k Chaudry Sahb Qurbani kro Gay......