Admi:
Mujhay Dog Food lena hai.
Sales Girl:
Kya apke pas Kutta hai?
Admi:
Hn ghr pr hai.
Sales Girl:
Sorry! Store policy hai k zarort dekh kr item sale kro.
NEXT DAY
Admi:
Mujhay Cat Food lena hai
S.G:
Sorry Sir pehle Billi la k dekhaen
3 din bad admi bag le k store aya aur bola: Bag me hath dal k sbot dekh lo.
Sales Girl hath dal k boli:
Koi Garm, Geeli aur Mulyum chez hai.
Kiya hai?
Admi:
Ye meri potti hai, aur mujhay aj
‘TOILET PAPER’ lena hai.
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