A pakistani & an american met on a plane & had a bet that if pakistani fails to ans his ques he must give 5$ & if american fails he has to give 500$.
Amrcn: whats the diff b/w earth and moon?
Pakistani silently gives 5$.
Pakistani: which is the animal with 3legs, goes to the mountain and returns with 4legs?
The american searches for 2hrs in laptop & gave 500$ n asks
Wats the ans?
Pakistani again silently gave 5$
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