A new vaccum salesman knocked on da door!
A lady opened it!
Before she could speak, da salesman rushed into da living room and emptied a bag of cow shit.
Salesman: Madam if I c0uldn’t clean dis up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner in next 10 sec, i’ll EAT all this Shit!
Lady: Do U need Chilli Sauce with that?
Salesman: Y Madam?
Lady: Becuz there’s no electricty in house!
MORAL: ziyada over nhi hona chaye
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