A Memon calls to a Newspaper office & asks: Mera baap mar gia hai NEWS lagwani hai, charges kia hongay? Np:Rs50per word. Memon: Oh yeto boht hi Zada hen…Acha likho ‘Memon Razaq died’ Np:Sir it should b minimum5words Shaikh:O’ho zara sochne do… . .
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Acha likho ‘Razaq died-Suzuki for sale’
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