A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks angel,
‘What r these for?’
Angel answers,
‘These r Lie Clocks,
every person has lie clock! Whenever u lie on earth, clock moves.’
The man points 2wards a clock n asks:
Whose clok iz ths?
Angel says:
its M. Ali Jinnah’s. It never moved, showing that he never told lie.
The man asks:
Where is rehman malik,s clock?
Angel replies:
Thats in our office.. We use it as a TABLE FAN: =D
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