A japanese came to INDIA…
He took an autto to go to the
airport
on the way a honda overtakes
Japanese:- HONDA made in
JAPAN….. very fast
next a toyota overtakes
Japanese:- TOYOTA made in
JAPAN…..very fast
Airport came he asked how
much??
.
.
Driver:-RS. 5000
Japanese:- why so expensive??
Driver:-METER made in
INDIA ……..very fast.!!.. O…
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