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Boss balance apne bheja hai? . . . . . . . . . .......
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Breaking News: Aslam Raeesani ne Murghe ki azaan per roza khol lia, Tafseel k mutabiq......
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Lab sil Jate hain jab tum samne aate ho, Dil Dharakta hai jab nazrain milate......
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