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1. Philosophy will clip an angels wings john

   Philosophy will clip an angel’s wings.  ~John Keats...




2. Philosophy will clip an angels wings conquer

   Philosophy will clip an angel’s wings, Conquer all mysteries by rule and line, Empty the......




3. Hello all the guys who has recieved

   hello all the guys who has recieved my sms advance happy eid day muhammad kamran......




4. Plz frwrd as recieved jab zalzla

   PLZ FRWRD AS RECIEVED) Jab Zalzla aye to zameen pe hath rakh k AAYAT-UL-KURSI parhne......




5. 1 message recieved love u more

   1 message recieved LOVE U! 1 more message recieved MISS U! 1 more message recieved......




6. Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,

   Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,......




7. Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

   Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana, Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye......




8. we r true friends

   Promise me we r true friends i m the HEART u r the BEST i......




9. Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai

   Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai Sone Ko Sona Kaat ta hai Zaher ko Zaher......




10. Mental hospital is not so far

    Twinkle twinkle little star… You should know what u r And once u know what......




11. Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

    Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker......




12. Hi how r u are u free

    Hi, How r u? Are u free Tomorrow? Can u come to me, Bcoz Tomorow......




13. Wh8 d hell are you

    Wh8 d Hell !! Are You Mad ? You Don’t Hve Ne Work 2 Do......




14. Pure sms ma i dhoond k

    PuRe SmS mA (I) DhOoNd k dEkHo O cHaWaL uPeR bAcKeT mA Ha…=P;->…...




15. Girlfriend come on lets watch a horror

    girlfriend: come on lets watch a horror movie Me: No, lets watch your photo album......




16. Aye kassssssh k tum marasi

    Aye kassssssh! . . . K tum? . . . . . . . .......




17. I like grapes bcoz its boneless

    I Like Grapes B?coz Its Boneless. & I Like U B?coz U R Brainless Ha........




18. Wt is ur name aray pagal

    Wt is ur name? . . . . . . . . . . .......




19. Sweet insults any similarity bw you

    Sweet insults: Any similarity b/w you and a human is purely coincidental. Are you always......




20. Ek sardar sher khuda ki rahmat

    EK sArdAr ShEr..! Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye Khuda ki rahmat se......




21. Kabhi kisi ko tang kiya nhi karteyoun

    KabHi KiSi Ko TaNg KiyA NHi KArtE, YoUn FOzOL sMs yA Miss CaLL Diya Nhi......




22. Gadhon ki race 10 9 8

    Gadhon ki race.. 10 . . 9 . . 8 . . 7 . .......




23. If someon hurts you ignore it

    If someon Hurts You, Ignore it If You can’t Ignore it, Forget it If You......




24. Rule of success always consult a

    rule of success: Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.......




25. Kya aap ne kabhi quotbhootquot ko plastic

    Kya aap ne kabhi "BHOOT" ko plastic cover mey liptey dekha hai? Nahi Waqai nahi?......




26. Aqal kya hoti hai asman ne

    ?AQAL? kyA hoti hai? Asman ne kaha: Buhat Buland hoti hai, Sagar ne kaha: Buhat......




27. Zndagi me agr kch banna ho hasil

    Zndagi me agr kch banna ho kch hasil krna ho tu hmesha apne dimag ki......




28. The walk of shame when you

    The “Walk of Shame” . . When you have to put something back in a......




29. Tum sache pyare imandar samajdar

    TUM . . Sache . . . Pyare . . . Imandar . . .......




30. After kal ho na karan johr is

    After KAL HO NA HO Karan Johr is producing a new film & searching 4......




31. Assalam 920 alaikum do u want

    Assalam Θ Alaikum! Do U Want 2 Listen The Latest NEWS? ! ! ! !......




32. Arz kya hy mere khuwabon mein

    Arz kya hy Mere Khuwabon Mein Tum Roz Aaty Ho, Hum Muskuraty Hain Tum Roth......




33. Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me

    Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me, lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz......




34. Kash 1 din ap asman pr sojain

    Kash 1 din ap asman pr sojain sitare apka bichona hon chand apka takya ho......




35. Ap k pas dimag he chalta nai

    Ap k pas dimag he, Chalta nai wo alg bat he Ap smart hen, Koi......




36. Blue black red pink green purple violet

    Blue Black Red Pink Green Purple Violet Brown Orange Select Ur Color Chaddi?s Available At......




37. Recent survey report se pata chala hy

    Recent Survey Report Se Pata Chala Hy . . . K . . . Pakistan......




38. Golden words agar tum jise pasand

    GoLdEn WoRdS AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe Na Pa SkO Tu… . .......




39. Hitler bhi chala gaya saddam pakda gaya

    Hitler bhi Chala Gaya, Saddam bhi Pakda gaya, Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi, Tum......




40. 21st century is truly lifeless communication wireless

    21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS: Communication: WIRELESS Cooking:FIRELESS Youth:JOBLESS This Msg: MEANINGLESS Sender:PRICELESS Reader:USELESS …...




41. Hello so rahe ho kya

    HELLO SO RAHE HO KYA ????? KYUNKI KISI NE MUJHSE KAHA K PAGALON KO NEEND......




42. Some people have nice quoteyesquot quotsmilequot

    Some people have nice "EYES" Some people have nice "SMILE" Some people have nice "FACE"......




43. Phool khil kr udaas hy samandar

    Phool Khil Kr Udaas Hy Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hy Ek Bar AAP......




44. You are sweet cute an ultra dynamic

    You are Sweet, Cute & an Ultra-dynamic Personality..!! You are one in a Million with......




45. Boy proposing a girl me

    Boy proposing a girl : Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn. Girl :......




46. Kbhi shikayt na labon pe laingehum dosti

    Kbhi shikayt na labon pe lainge hum dosti kuch is tarah nibhaenge koi tmhari burai......




47. Na dil quotbehlaanyquot k liay ghar

    Na dil "BEHLAANY" K liay… Na ghar main "SAJAANY" K liay.. Bus AAP KI EK"TASVEER"......




48. Bpki nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye

    Bpki nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye. Aapki smile ke hum kayal ho gaye. Sms......




49. You are very special 4 me

    You are very special 4 me? Therefore . . . . . . . .......




50. Apko meri kon c aadat zeher

    ApKo Meri Kon C Aadat Zeher Lgti Hai ? . . . . . .......




51. Girl what are you doing

    Girl : What are you doing ? Boy : Im talking with my angel now......




52. Full kameena pan 1st frnd bro

    Full kameena pan..!! 1st frnd:- Bro can i use your phone to call my grlfrnd..??......




53. Jo tum ko dil se pyar kare

    Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare Tum Pe Jaan Nisar Kare Tumhara Sada Intizar......




54. Aap ki ek baat mujhe bohat pasand

    Aap ki ek baat mujhe bohat pasand hai, Aap jab bhi koi sms karte hain,......




55. Aap to pihr aap hae ki key

    Aap to pihr aap hae aap ki key bat hae jahan jate hen cha jate......




56. I always ask god to give u

    I always ask God to give u what u Deserve, not what u Desire?!! pata......




57. Ek kabristan me bhoot ko dhek kar

    Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar Sabhi Bhag Rahe The Lakin Mai Nhi......




58. Punjab vich aena pani ay 5 darya

    Punjab vich aena Pani ay, 5 Darya, 135 Nehran, 1,76,250 nalkay, 14,000 chhapparr, 1,92,550 motoran,......




59. You are a normal person in

    You Are A Normal Person In Case 0f : . . . 1- U Got......




60. R0se r laal sky neela ur

    R0se r laal Sky r neela ur brain is Like khali Patila Bura man lia......




61. Classic insult a small argument between

    Classic Insult… A Small Argument Between BF & GF turn violent … Boy: Don’t Let......




62. 1 bar larhki akeli ja rahi thi

    1 bar 1 larhki akeli ja rahi thi 1 larhka samne se aya Dono bilkul......




63. Arz kiya haikgham haitanhai haigham haitusi v

    Arz Kiya hai K Gham Hai Tanhai Hai Gham Hai Tanhai Hai . .. …Tusi......




64. Jatt hovy te bewaqoof na goli mar

    Jatt Hovy Te Bewaqoof Na Hovy Goli Mar Deo. Butt Hovy Te Sohna Na Hovy......




65. Aik aadmi ghadhe ko lekar ploce station

    Aik Aadmi ghadhe ko lekar ploce station k age guzar rha tha. SAmne GAte par......




66. Film 786 ke naam se holland me

    Film 786 Ke Naam se Holland Me 1 Movie Bani Hai, Jisme Nabi-Ye-Karim [Sallahoalaihewaslim] Ka......




67. Breaking news dhammaka khabar tib ki

    Breaking News… Dhammaka Khabar.. TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya, Khabar MiLi hai K......




68. 6 truths of life 1 you cannot

    6 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.......




69. Close ur eyes n think about yourself

    Close ur eyes n think about yourself, ur face ur style ur nature ur smile......




70. Fi mt fit muf y fita

    FI MT FIT MUF Y FITA FITAY MU!! Hogai Tasalli? Bahut Shoq Hai SMS Parhne......




71. Press down if u think r mad

    Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can’t Believe u Did That! Again?......




72. After 7 days 159 hrs 16890

    After 7 Days! After 159 Hrs! After 16890 Mins After 1015200seconds! Sub Log….. . .......




73. Be alert koi bhi kuch

    BE – ALERT KOI BHI KUCH BHI KHAANEY KO DEY MAT-KHAANA IDHAR – UDHAR NIGAH......




74. I like grapes bcoz its boneless

    I Like Grapes Bcoz Its Boneless. And I Like u Bcoz… u r Brainless Ha..Ha..Ha........




75. U are sweet as choclate meetha

    U are sweet as Choclate, meetha asGulabJamun, Raseela as Rasgulla, cool as ICE Cream Bhagwan......




76. When u feel that no body

    when u feel that no body love,s u no body cares 4r u, every one......




77. Ye sms uon logoon k leay hy

    ye sms uon logoon k leay hy jo cool aor smaart heeen . . .......




78. Love easy to say difficult stay

    Love Easy to say – Difficult to stay.. Beautiful to feel – Difficult to deal…......




79. Mohabat karo ibadat k sath pyar

    Mohabat karo ibadat k sath Pyar karo sacchai k sath Dosti karo dianat k sath......




80. Go down to c my heart

    Go down to c my heart. Dekha. Kitna saaf hay mera Dil. Bole to aikdam......




81. Aap ka roz subha ko hamare ghar

    Aap ka roz subha ko hamare ghar ana Kabhi ghanti bajana Kabhi darwaza khat khatana......




82. Sorry galti se ye msg aap ko

    Sorry! GaLti Se Ye MsG aaP Ko Send HoGaya.. Neeche Mt ParhNa, Neeche GaLat SaLat......




83. Thora sa apna moon mobile screen k

    thora sa apna moon mobile screen k samny karo thora sa or kaha na thora......




84. Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar

    Meri Muskuraht Par Aitraz Mat Kar Aey Dost . . . . . . .......




85. If a gorilla catches u what

    If A Gorilla Catches U, What Will U Do? ? ? I Know U Both......




86. Ankhon mein shrrafat chal nazaakat dil

    Ankhon mein shrrafat. chal mein nazaakat. dil mein sachai. phir kyon na bole ap ko......




87. In summers rain u must b

    In Summer’s Rain U Must B Feeling 4 Going Out Dance Around Sing Songs Meet......




88. Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami

    Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai, . . . . . . National......




89. Aj temprature 47 degree ho ga ap

    aj temprature 47 degree ho ga ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain......




90. Aankhon mein shrafat chaal nazakat dil main

    Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil main sachaii chehre main safai phir kyun na......




91. Paydaishi pagal ki 4 nishania 1 seedhey hath

    paydaishi pagal ki 4 nishania? 1-seedhey hath mein mobile pakray ga. 2-anguthey se button dabaye......




92. Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to

    Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi dusara zamin......




93. Larhka dil ruba larhki balance bhijwa

    Larhka: Dil Ruba Larhki: Balance Bhijwa Larhka: Paisay Nahi Larhki: Kese Nahi Larhka: Mehingayi Hai......




94. I just feel u whenever miss

    I just feel u…. Whenever I feel u…. I just miss u ….. Whenever i......




95. Tammaaaaaam khooobsoorat logon ko itlla di

    Tammaaaaaam ‘khooobsoorat’ Logon ko itlla Di jaati Hy k ? , ? ? ? ?......




96. Mobile kiya hai answer dhoond

    Mobile kiya hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? Answer dhoond rahe ho kiya? Ye......




97. Ab so jao k sapnay intezar karte

    ‘ab so jao k sapnay intezar karte hain faraz theak nahin khawabon se dushmani karna’...




98. Ife mepaisapiyardostizzat sb aate jate rehte

    ife Me=Paisa=Piyar=Dost=Izzat Sb Aate Jate Rehte Hin Pr Tootay Howay Daant Kbi Wapas Nhi Aate......




99. Ighly disappointing situations 1 ur bestfrnd

    ighly Disappointing Situations… 1) Ur Bestfrnd Weds Ur Lover 2) 10 mark Question Asked For......




100. Great sayings this life is

     Great Sayings. . . ‘This Life is Too short Even to Get Jaali Degree, ,......




101. Ajeb tarha k log bastey hain teray

     ~~Ajeb tarha k log bastey hain teray shehar mai~~ ” saqi” ~Zang lag jata hy......




102. Lifes like a movie if you are

     Life’s like a movie! If you are sad- DRAMA, If you are afraid- SUSPENSE, If......




103. Sardi aur beizzati jitni mehsoos karoge utni

     ‘Sardi aur Beizzati jitni Mehsoos karoge utni lagegi…’ . so Be ‘COOL’ & Be ‘DHEET’…......




104. Chand ki aan ho tum sitaro

     Chand ki AAN ho tum Sitaro ki JAAN ho tum Phoolon ka ARMAN ho tum......




105. Mobile ko ejaad karne wale ka sapna

     Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me . . . .......




106. Agar is sms ko delete kiya to

     Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta.. Forward kiya to chutiya.. Save kiya to......




107. Alag baat hai aap ke pass

     (~,*Alag Baat Hai*,~) Aap ke pass dimaag hai, Chalta nahi woh alag baat hai.~) Aap......




108. Itni badtmeez larki mai ne zindagi

     Itni badtmeez larki Mai ne zindagi me nhi dekhi Jo sb k samne Mry kan......




109. Story once a boy was smoking at

     Story: Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked: 1 din main kitne......




110. Dil k mehman ban jao aankhon

     Dil k mehman ban jao, Aankhon ka armaan ban jao Honton ki muskaan ban jao,......




111. Ek larka cycle par ja raha tha

     Ek larka cycle par ja raha tha Road par cow ka gobar para hua tha......




112. SMS# 353104

     ,.-.-.-._ (‘.’) _.-.-.-., ”-.,-.’: )( :’-,.-” ‘-..-‘ ‘ll’ ‘-..-‘ Mene is titli se pocha tum......




113. Boy 2 girl during fight mujh se

     Boy 2 girl during fight: Mujh se panga na lena maen shair ka bacha hoon......




114. I m lamp u r light

     I m Lamp U r Light I m Coke U r Sprite I m Sawan......




115. Animals ki khosusiyat 1 tota duniya

     Animals ki khosusiyat: 1. Tota Duniya ki hr zuban bol sakta hy 2. Oont 15......




116. Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena dil

     Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena, Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena, Hum aap ki......




117. I like u miss love find my

     I like u I miss u I love u I find u my best friend......




118. Baharo phool barsao mera dostaya hai

     Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso......




119. What is a difference between kiss car

     What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is......




120. Le k pehla pyar bhar aakho

     Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar......




121. Tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti husband

     Tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti Husband: Tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri......




122. Hmesha apni pasand k raste pr chalo

     Hmesha Apni Pasand k Raste Pr Chalo Apne Alfaz me Baat kro Srf Wo kro......




123. Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal

     Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal Wah wah wah meray kamray me urr rahay......




124. 2 larkiyan bus mein ik seat k

     2 Larkiyan bus Mein ik seat k liye larh rhi thein k pehley woh ai......




125. G krda bai tenu chetter maara krda

     G krda bai G krda Tenu chetter maara G krda, G krda bai G krda,......




126. Aap or pepsi men 3 cheezain same

     AaP or PEPSI men 3 cheezain same hen.. No1. Sab ko pasand ho No2. Dono......




127. Aik pakistani mna se kisi ne pocha

     Aik Pakistani MNA se kisi ne pocha: Kya aap ki degree asli hai?.. Wo bola:......




128. Tapti hoi dhoop ki loo hay zardari

     Tapti hoi dhoop ki LOO hay Zardari.. Sadar kè naam pè THOO hay Zardari.. Ab......




129. Ap haseen ap nice great famous

     Ap Haseen! ap Nice! ap Great! ap Famous! ap Beautiful! ap Inteligent! ap Star! ap......




130. Teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam aaj

     Teri Galiyo me Na Rakhenge Kadam aaj k Bad Ghor Frmayega Teri Galiyo me Na......




131. 1 merasi k ghr samne kutta mara

     1 merasi k ghr k samne kutta mara para tha merasi ne Municipal Committe ko......




132. Solid be izzati girl i like you

     ~Solid Be-izzati~ Girl: I like you. Do you like me? 🙂 Boy: No. Girl: =(......




133. Bohut dino se apne doston ko bhoola

     Bohut dino se apne Doston ko Bhoola howa tha ,,,FARAZ,,, Aaj Film ‘KAMINAY’ Dekhi To......




134. Yateem ho gya hon bv mar gai

     Yateem ho gya hon, b.v mar gai, 2 betyoon ki shadi kerna hy, maali imdaad......




135. Aj kal kai larkia bht roti

     Aj kal kai Larkia, Bht roti hain Dosto Kyn k. . . . . .......




136. Kuch log jutiyon k qabil hote hen

     Kuch log jutiyon k qabil hote hen Jese k aap. . . . . Zardari......




137. 3 bandar zoo se farar hogaye 1

     3 bandar ZOO Se Farar Hogaye 1 TV Dekh Ra He 2ra FTBall Khel Ra......




138. Height of kaminapan phone rings tring

     Height of KAMINAPAN Phone rings tring tring……. Boy:Hello Munna hai? Girl: Nhi hai.. Boy:Yaha aajao,ho......




139. Breaking news shahid afridi ne gulshan e iqbal block 13d

     Breaking News Shahid afridi ne Gulshan-E-Iqbal Block-13.D main Tanduur kholne ka faisla kar liya. BOOM......




140. SMS# 360462

     (./) (,’)/ /.’.)_. /(( _ ,,/’ (, /, ) //””\tu sms nai karne tay na......




141. High level insult husband

     High Level Insult : , , Husband : Ye kesa khana banaya hy tumney, bilkul......




142. Bhoot khoon q peeta hai

     Bhoot khoon Q peeta hai?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? . . .......




143. Ye sms abhi apne 4 friendz ko

     Ye SMS Abhi Apne 4 Friendz Ko Kro, Agar Wo Wapis tumko SmS Krain To......




144. Ankhon mai sharafat chaal main nzakat

     Ankhon mai ‘SHARAFAT’ Chaal main ‘NZAKAT’ Dil main ‘SACHCHAI’ aur Chehry main ‘SAFAI’ Phir kyon......




145. Question how much is 11 is

     Question: how much is 1+1 is? . . . …… . . . . .......




146. Suna ha ap ki muskurahat pe hr

     Suna ha ap ki Muskurahat pe hr koi Mrta ha . . . . .......




147. Dearsorry to disturb ucan u send me

     dear!Sorry to disturb u.Can u send me ur photo rite n0w? its very urgnt. We......




148. Husband lgta hai paros me bakra halal

     Husband: Lgta hai Paros me Bakra Halal ho raha hy.Acha hy aaj Gosht nhi lana......




149. Mulk ki khaatir 100 bar marne k

     Mulk ki khaatir 100 bar marne k liye tayyar hoon. * Pakistan nahi aa sakta......




150. Gadhon ki race 10 9 8

     Gadhon ki race 10 . . 9 . . 8 . . 7 . .......




151. SMS# 363029

     ((((.)))) ((( @) (@ ))) (((( (._.) )))) (((( ,—, ))))) Höo HÄ HÄ HÄ......




152. Us ne yeun piyar se tujhe ice

     Us ne yeun piyar se tujhe ice cream ke liye invite kiya FRAZ.. Kehne lagi.,,......




153. Tu ne chaha hi nahizrdarihalaat to hum

     TU NE chaha hi nahi..ZRDARI.Halaat to hum bhe badal sakte the TERI aankho ke aansu......




154. Golden word ksi ki taraf dosti

     GOLDEN WORD ‘Ksi ki taraf dosti ka hath foran na barrhao Ho sakta hy Us......




155. Socho agr gadha kisi ghori se shadi

     Socho Agr Gadha Kisi Ghori Se Shadi Kar Le To Kiya Paida Ho Ga ?......




156. Wo khobsurat eyes masoom sa face

     Wo khobsurat eyes, Wo masoom sa face, Wo attractive personality, Wo intelligent mind, yad hai?......




157. New song ik zardari ko dekha

     NEW SONG!!! ‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’ Jesay Khana Kharab, Jesay Total Azaab,......




158. English medium schools me parhny waly bachon

     English Medium Schools me Parhny waly Bachon k lie Pesh hy Urdu me 2 ka......




159. Benazir k liye faraz likhtay han

     Benazir k liye Faraz likhtay han… BB hum sharminda han! , , Wah! wah! wah!......




160. Hi jan kya hall hai jan

     Hi Jan___? Kya hall hai jan___? Kahan ho jan___? Kab milogy jan___? Missing u jan___?......




161. Karachi ki ghareeb awaam ek maheenay ka

     Karachi ki ghareeb awaam ek maheenay ka rashan khareed lo q k Haq ki khuli......




162. Aaya tha imtehan me mazmoon bewakof

     ‘Aaya Tha Imtehan Me Mazmoon (Bewakof Dost) Par, Wazahat Jo Tumhari Ki, To Top Hi......




163. hello g kesy ho

     (‘_’)/ Hello G /)( Kesy Ho ? ,//, . (‘_’) Pata He /)( Kitna Yad......




164. Qaazi nikaah k waqt loagon se bola

     Qaazi nikaah k waqt loagon se bola: ‘Kisi ko is shaadi par aitraaz hai?’ 1......




165. Agr koi tumai ye khny ki jurat

     agr koi tumai ye khny ki jurat krey ‘insan bun oye’ . . . .......




166. Kya aap ne kabhi kisi ullo

     Kya Aap Ne Kabhi Kisi ‘UllO’ Ko Plastic Cover Me Liptey Dekha Hai .. ?......




167. Amiraca jis say darta hay us jkay

     amiraca jis say darta hay us jkay aKhar mian nun ata hay …………………………………. . .......




168. Larki k gaal pr gulaab maarny ka

     ‘Larki k Gaal pr Gulaab maarny ka response’ Englsh girl: U r 2 naughty sweet......




169. Nechay diye gae no mese 1 choose

     Nechay diye gae no. mese 1 no. choose krn. Mai apko btaunga k ap ki......




170. Greedy dog once upon a time there

     *GREEDY DOG* Once Upon A Time…. There Was A DOG. He Was Very Hungry. He......




171. Jamadarni ko impres kerny ka teriqa

     Jamadarni’ ko impres kerny ka teriqa… . . . … .. .. .. Lakh Lanat......




172. After the inspiring performance of mraltaf husain

     After the inspiring performance of Mr.Altaf Husain, Nargis & Deedar have decided to join MQM......




173. 1saa 2re 3ga 4maa 5paa 6dha 7nee

     1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa.. Meharbani kar k khud ko pehchan’ne k......




174. Girlbook store me sales man se

     Girl:book store me sales man se , kia apke pas ye kitab he:- ”larkiyan zaheen......




175. Larka tum mere sapno mein khawabo jazbaton

     Larka: Tum Mere Sapno Mein, Khawabo Mein, Jazbaton Mein Rehti ho Larki: Bhaai.. Tumko Kisi......




176. Bhutto ko phaansi hue to wo shahed

     Bhutto ko phaansi hue to wo ‘shahed’ Benazir ko goli lge to wo ‘shaheed’ Shah......




177. Bhai altaf kuch to khayal karna tha

     Bhai Altaf kuch to khayal karna tha, Apka Muqabila Zulfiqar Mirza Se Tha Nargis Se......




178. Note worthy advice to all girls

     NOTE Worthy Advice To All Girls: . . . . . . . . Don’t......




179. Agr manzil ko pana hy to hosla

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185. Zardari jab mai maron to mujhy garhi

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186. Judge tm par jo ilzamat sabit

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187. Iltaf zardari ap zarde ki dukan kholdo

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188. Court main faisla hoa ke 90 larkiyan

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189. Zardari hajj karne gaya jab wo shetaan

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190. Zindagi mein gadhay ki tarha kaam kartey

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192. classical jawab 1st dost mai

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195. Girl najumi ji mere 4 boyfrndz

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196. Date pe jaane k liye paan waale

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197. Is msg me kuch bhi nahi hay

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198. Girl in train can i sit here

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199. Zardari ne future main china ka visit

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