Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai
Sone Ko Sona Kaat ta hai
Zaher ko Zaher kaat ta hai
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- Tum se acha to gali ka azad
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- Na dil ko behlaneyk liye na ghar
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- Best msg of the day har
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- Qasam se tum bohat khubsurat ho
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- A book is a version of the
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- you are a b c d atractive beautiful
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- Lab sil jate hain jab tum samne
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