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- Surprise hum bhi aise hi
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IS MSG ME KUCH BHI NAHI HAY READ MAT KARO KUCH NAHI HAY KAHA NA......
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Girl (in train): Can i sit here.? . Boy: Its all urs . Girl: Can......
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boy and girl girl: Hum Larkian Na Hoten To Tum Larkay Kahan Jatay. Boy: Allah......