Gadha B Jo Na Khaye Wo Ghaas Ho Tm,
Stupid Idiot Bkwas Ho Tm,
52 Jokeron Wale Tash Ho Tm,
Insan B 3rd Class Ho Tm,
Pr Jo B Ho Yaar Dost Boht Khaas Ho Tm;-)
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