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A jao na plz tum bhi a jao na ammi bhi hain abu bhi hain......
- Agr apna dimagh check krna hai tu
‘Agr apna DIMAGH check krna hai tu COW k samne kharey ho jyn Agr COW......
- Faraz k baad ab nawaz sharif lye
Faraz k baad ab ‘Nawaz Sharif’ k lye Arz Karty Hain ‘Ganjay’ Teri Sharafat Pay......
- Boss balance apne bheja hai jab
Boss balance apne bheja hai? . . . . . . . . . .......
- Girl tum mere liye kia kar sakte
Girl: Tum mere liye kIa kIa kar sakte ho? Boy: Bolo kIa karo? Girl: Mere......
- Woh sabun ki khushbu wo thanda pani
Woh sabun ki khushbu, wo thanda pani , wo shampoo ki mehek, wo dhule huae......
- Qasam se tum bohat khubsurat ho
Qasam se TUM bohat khubsurat ho Dunya ki nazar se khud ko bacha lo kajal......
- A book is a version of the
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore......
- you are a b c d atractive beautiful
=. You are, A-B-C-D ¤Atractive ¤Beautiful ¤Cute ¤Dear E-F-G * Excellent * Funny * Genius......
- Ek ladka apni grl frnd ko le
Ek ladka apni grl frnd ko le kar ghumne jata hai, . . . aur......
- Lab sil jate hain jab tum samne
Lab sil Jate hain jab tum samne aate ho, Dil Dharakta hai jab nazrain milate......
- Bahot khub surat tha wo jo
bahot khub surat tha wo jo tha lakin bahot khatar nak tha dhoka dayta tha......
- Lamha e fikiria jo log is tarha k message
Lamha-e-fikiria Jo Log is tarha k message karte hain k Pogo dekho or pogo lagao......