Court main faisla hoa ke 90% larkiyan bewakoof hotin hain
larkiyon ne bhut shor machaya
bher dobara faisla hoa ke 10% larkiyan bewakoof nahe hoti han
pher ja kar larkiyan chop hoin
ye to larkiyon ka dimagh hota hai
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