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Marasi hotay to ma tum ko apni shadi pr Dhol bajanay k liye bulata
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Apny Husn pe itna naaz mat karo …Dost… Tere jaisay Haseen 2 aur bhi hain......
- O yeh
::::::::::::::::::o – , ‘ ‘ ¨ .. Yeh Lo Dog ka new LAND Abhi Abhi......
- Ullu ajeeb parinda he dunya isko
‘Ullu’ ajeeb parinda he Dunya isko nakara samajhti he Is me aqal nahi hoti Magar......
- Hazaro saal karti rahi un ki maa
Hazaro Saal Karti Rahi Un Ki Maa Un K Baap Se Ghaddari . . .......
- Rahman malik is awarded by karachi university
Rahman Malik Is Awarded By Karachi University With Ph.D. At Home He Handed Over Degree......
- Wo mere kareeb se guzri or salam
~Wo mere kareeb se guzri or salam tak na kiya GHALIB….. .. Hai k nai......
- Larhkiyo ko passanay k 4 tarikay
Larhkiyo ko Passanay k 4 tarikay . . . . . . . . .......
- Girl mt kr picha mera 1 din
Girl: Mt kr Picha Mera 1 Din Pchty ga Bahr collage k Tu Samose ka......
- Sab se bara pagal kon hai
Sab se Bara pagal kon hai. ‘ ‘ Ye janne k liye dekhiye. .* ‘......
- Don ka intizar to 11 town k
DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain magar DON se GATAR......
- Bilawal abu hum kitne miskeen hain abi
Bilawal: Abu hum kitne miskeen hain, Abi tk hmari Mama k qatilon ka b pta......
- Pakistan mein maujoda corruption mehngai or badhali
Pakistan mein maujoda corruption, mehngai or badhali ke maslay ka hal kis ke paas hai?......
- Tere husn ki taareef me kistarah karun
*’Tere Husn Ki Taareef me kistarah karun ‘dost’ Ek to Teri Shakal pe LANAT hy......
- Bilawal zardari to girl friend tum
Bilawal zardari to Girl Friend Tum dunya mein jahan b ho gi Tujhe teri khshbu......
- Loha lohy ko katta hai hira
Loha lohy ko kat,ta hai Hira hiry ko kat,ta ha! Aap ko bhi ek din......
- Kal raat kutta bhonk raha tha
Kal raat kutta bhonk raha tha, ‘Shazad’ Wao0o0o Wao0o Wao00o Wao0o0o Wao0o Wao0o Wao0o Wao0o......
- Is msg me kuch bhi nahi hay
IS MSG ME KUCH BHI NAHI HAY READ MAT KARO KUCH NAHI HAY KAHA NA......
- Girl in train can i sit here
Girl (in train): Can i sit here.? . Boy: Its all urs . Girl: Can......
- Milti agar mujhe 2 din ki baadshahi
‘Milti agar mujhe 2 din ki Baadshahi aaey zardari…. Meri Riyasat main teri TASVEER Wale......
- Zardari ne future main china ka visit
Zardari ne future main china ka visit na karne ka faisla kia hy . .......
- Boy and girl girl hum larkian
boy and girl girl: Hum Larkian Na Hoten To Tum Larkay Kahan Jatay. Boy: Allah......