Ap k pas dimag he,
Chalta nai wo alg bat he
Ap smart hen,
Koi manta nai alg bt he
Ap ameer hen,
Kanjus hen wo alg bt he
Ap shareef hen,
Lagte nai wo alg bt he
Ap k pas cel fon he,
Cal nai karte alg bt he
Ap smart hen,
larki nhe pati wo alg bt he
kafi izzat hai apki,
Koi karta nhe ye alg bat ha…
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