(~,*Alag Baat Hai*,~)

Aap ke pass dimaag hai,

Chalta nahi woh alag baat hai.~)

Aap smart hain,

Koi manta nahi woh alag baat hai.~)

Aap ameer hain,

Lakin kanjoos hain woh alag baat hai.~)

Aap shareef hain,

Lagta nahi woh alag baat hai.~)

Aap ke pass cell phone hai,

Balance nahi woh alag baat hai.~)

Kafi izzat hai aap ki

Koi karta nahi woh alag baat hai.~)

Meine tu aap ki tareef ki hai,

Aap ko insult lagay yeh alag baat hai.~)