Men: Batao hinduon k bhagwan ki zaban q bahar hoti hai,
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Kid: Bhai jab aap 5 rupay ka haar daal k 50 lakh rupe mangogay to zaban he bahar aaye gi na;)
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Sir: Batao saal main kitnay Mosam aatay hain? Kid: 4 Sir: Shahbash, naam batao…. Kid:......
- Teacher jawani aur burhape main fark batao
Teacher: ‘Jawani aur Burhape main fark batao?’ Student: ‘Jawani main mobile main HASEENO k number......
- Teacher batao k quick quicker quickest forms
Teacher: Batao k quick, quicker quickest forms ko urdu mein kese kahen ge? Student: Bhaag,......
- teacher batao allama iqbal kahan peda
*. .Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kahan peda huwe Aur Unho ne kahan Taleem hasil ki......
- Teacher batao cold drink nuqsan deti hai
Teacher: Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida? Student: Agr Koi Pila de To......
- Sexy lady in sexy voice batao mere
Sexy lady in sexy voice: “Batao mere underwear main kiya hy?†pathan: confidence se: Lastic......
- A boat is waiting 4u..!
,!’. / l’.. _/_.l.’_’.__ ,’>,_,_,_,_,/_, A boat is waiting 4u..! It take’s u into a......
- Good Night, sweet dreams?
Art of living: First of all,dont make friends. if made,dont go close to them. if......
- DeaR GoD,plz mere friend ko mast neend & Sweet SAPNE dena.
()””””() Wait, ( ‘o’ )Dont sleep (,>?...
- Hi Moon! Dim Ur light.
Hi Moon! Dim Ur light. Hello Wind! Breeze Soft. Hi Flower! Blossom Slowly. Hello Earth!......
- Rasool e akram saw ne farmaya jo
RASOOL E AKRAM (S.A.W) NE FARMAYA JO SHAKHS SOTAY WAQT BISMILLAH PARTA HE, ALLAH FRISHTON......
- I wish dat u visualize a sweet
I Wish Dat U Visualize A Sweet Multi Sequential 4m Of Idiosyncrasy Occurring Benevolently In......
- Sleep s say thanks to the g0d
“Sleep” S-say Thanks To The G0d L-lying 0n The Bed E-cl0se Your Eyes E-end 0f......
- The night symbolizes d end of
The Night Symbolizes D End Of Stress & Tension And D Begining Of A Swt......
- Jo raat sone se pehle 21 baar
Jo raat sone se pehle 21 baar Bismillah parhe wo SHYTANI asraat chori or Achanak......
- Take this kiss upon the brow and
Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now, Thus much let......
- Things 2 take note when u sleep
Things 2 take note when u sleep: 1st-miss me, 2nd-think of me, 3rd-hug me, 4th-love......
- Do not think of mei m in
do not think of me…i m in ur eyes…in ur mind…in ur heart…in ur soul…everywhere…ever......
- A day is going to end again
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like......
- My day may be hectic schedule tight
My day may be hectic. My schedule may be tight. But I would never let......
- See stars are blinkingmoon is shinning
See stars are blinking,Moon is shinning & breeze is singing… Bcoz I ask them to......
- When an angel came to me he
When an angel came to me, he asked: ‘What is your wish for tonight?’ I......
- G d nite
G Ø;;Ø D G ,;*’*;,;*’*;, G Ø;* NITE *; Ø Ø ‘,,*,,*,,*,, ‘ Ø D......
- The stars look down upon you at
The stars look down upon you at night, and envy u, coz even while i’m......
- Hayo rabba tussi so gaye in punjabi
Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? (In Punjabi) Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? inni jaldi? ik......
- Hey u
Hey u!!! () ”’ () ( ‘ ,’ ) ”’ Hey u!!! Yes u… the......
- Thought of day y o u
ThouGht of Day Y o u M u s t D o T h e......
- Kaun hasta hai rone ke baad
Kaun Hasta hai Rone ke Baad, Jeena Phir b Parta hai Sab kuch khone ke......
- Kaun hasta hai rone ke baad
Kaun Hasta hai Rone ke Baad, Jeena Phir b Parta hai Sab kuch khone ke......
- Faqat khuwabon se hi nahi milta sakoon
Faqat khuwabon se hi nahi milta sakoon sone ka.,! Kisi ki yaad may raat bhar......
- Jo banana hy isi waqt bana lo
Jo banana hy isi waQt bana lo muj ko, Ab kisi or zamany pe na......
- Ba wazoo ho kr sona nabi saw
ba wazoo ho kr sona nabi s.a.w ki sunnat hay is par amal ki koshish......
- Ajab c kefiyat hoti hai uski yaad
aJab c kefIyat hOtI haI, uskI yaad aany par……….! KhUmar-e-neend bhI hOta haI, par ham......
- Go0d night ab kiya neechy
:’:’:’:Go0D:’:’:’: :’:’:’:NIGHT:’:’:’: ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !......
- E o hello dost
(e __; ) (e O Hello dost SOy nai abi tk? (e __; ( (e......
- Night is a nice gift so
Night is a nice gift, so open the gift by closing ur eyes, u will......
- Sirhana e mohabat rakh lia roz ki tarah zulf
‘Sirhana-e-mohabat rakh lia roz ki tarah zulf k saye men’ . . . . .......
- As the day turns into nightkeep ur
As the day turns into night,keep ur worries out of sight,close ur eyes n go......
- Chand ko apni chokht pe sajany ki
Chand ko apni chokht pe sajany ki tamana na ker….. Ye zamana to aankhon k......
- Evryday evrytime evrywhre i may not
‘Evryday’, ‘Evrytime’, ‘Evrywhre’, I may not be with u. But ‘My Thinking’, ‘My Care’, ‘My......
- Meri ap sab se guzarish hy k
Meri ap sab se guzarish hy k RAAT mn Good Night k msgs bhejne k......
- Hum dono mil bethein gy tu raat
Hum Dono Mil Bethein Gy Tu Raat Guzar Hi Jaye Gi Tanhai Ka Mujh Sy......
- Din tu guzar gya teri yaad k
din tu guzar gya teri yaad k any jany ki aziyat main raat ho gai......
- shab e tanhai raat bhar raat ko ik
-SHAB-E-TANHAI- ….Raat Bhar Raat Ko Ik Raat Jagaya Jaye…! . . Is Ko Maloom To......