1 tota or usks malik jahaz me safar kar rahe thay
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airhostes guzri to toyy ne c.t bjae …
to wo mur k muskrae
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‘malik ne yeh dekha to us ne b (c.t) bjae
airhostes ne complain kar di …
elaan hua k dono ko jahaz se phenk do!!
Darwazy pe tota malik se bola…
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urna anda a .?
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malik:-nai….
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tota:- fer maa no Q cherya c……..
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