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Student: Mujhe nahi pata.
Teacher: Shabash, baith jao..!…
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- Yun akele tere bina jiye kaise batao
Yun Akele Tere Bina -Jiye Kaise Batao Hum Khaye Jata Hai Har Roj Humko Tanhai......
- Maan mujhko ik baat batao meri kitni
Maan Mujhko Ik Baat Batao Meri Kitni Maatayen Hai? Tum Kahti Bharat Mata Hai Sab......
- Batao mujhe bhul jaaoge kaise saagar se
Batao Mujhe Bhul Jaaoge Kaise Batao Mujhe Bhul Jaaoge Kaise Saagar Se Paani Churaaoge Kaise......
- Batao kaisa lagta hai kisi veraan raste
Batao Kaisa Lagta Hai…? Kisi Veraan Raste Pe, Kisi Anjaan Raste Pe, Kisi Ka Saath......
- Apne siwa batao kuch mila hai tumhain
Apne siwa batao kuch mila hai tumhain Faraz!Hazar baar leen tumne mere dil ki talashiyan...
- Apney siwa batao kabhi kuch mila bhi
Apney siwa batao kabhi kuch mila bhi hai Tumhein,,,,, Hazaar bar li hain Tum ney......
- Batao kaisa lagta hai kisi viraan raste
Batao Kaisa Lagta Hai…? Kisi Viraan Raste Pe, Kisi Anjaan Raste Pe, Kisi Ka Saath......
- Pathanimported condom hai dukandaryessize batao pathannahi pata
Pathan:imported condom hai? Dukandar:yes,size batao. Pathan:nahi pata Dukanda:samne kamre mai table mai surakh hai us......
- Apne siwa batao koch mila hai tumhemohsin
Apne siwa batao koch mila hai tumhe…MOHSIN Hazar baar Li hai tum ne mere dil......
- Gulab rut main haseen chehro hamein batao
Gulab Rut main Haseen Chehro, Hamein Batao Udass Qiyon Ho?? Dilon Pe Beetin Sari Kahaniyan,......
- Gulab rut mein haseen chehro humein batao
Gulab rut mein haseen chehro humein batao udaas kyun ho Dilon pe beeti sari kahaniyan,......
- Sardar batao aisa kiya karen k saanp
Sardar: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay?......
- Pathan batao aisa kiya karen k saanp
Pathan: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay?......
- Sir batao saal main kitnay mosam aatay
Sir: Batao saal main kitnay Mosam aatay hain? Kid: 4 Sir: Shahbash, naam batao…. Kid:......
- Do chaar lafz bol ker
Do chaar lafz bol ker mein chup ho gaya Wo muskura ke boli bohot bolte......
- Har lafz se us k main ne
har lafz se us k main ne chahat ki hai us k har vaade ki......
- Aaj fir cheedi dil ne koi lafz
Aaj Fir Cheedi Dil Ne Koi Lafz Teri Naam Ki Tarah Laga Har Ashq Meri......
- Ek lafz muhbt hy isy kr k
ek lafz MUHBT hy, isy kr k dekho, BARBAD na ho jao to mera nam......
- Maa koi bataye is lafz ka
!!â€Â¤â€*MAA*â€Â¤â€!! Koi Bataye Is Lafz Ka Matlab.. : Piyar : Wafa : Qurbani : Mohabbat......
- Aik lafz mohabbat hy ise kar k
Aik Lafz ‘?MOHABBAT?’ hy ise kar k dekho, Tum Tarap na jao to kehna.. Ek......
- 1 lafz mohabbat hy ise kr k
1 Lafz ‘?MOHABBAT?’ hy ise kr k dekho, Tum Trap na jao to kehna.. 1......
- Mere lafz bhi jazbon ko aya na
mere lafz bhi mere jazbon ko aya na kar pae ghe,,chahte hai is kadar tume......
- Chahat bharey wo lafz aur har
ChAhAt BhArEy Wo LaFz, AuR hAr LaFz MaIn DuA MaQrOoZ kEr DiA hUmAi’N tUmHaRy KhUlOoS......
- Kaun sa lafz hai kholay ga jo
KauN Sa LaFZ Hai, KHoLay Ga Jo DaR MaaNi Ka iSS Ka PaTa KauN KaRey......
- Lafz khamosh ho jate hai jab wo
Lafz Khamosh Ho Jate Hai Jab Wo Samne Aate Hai, Dil Dhadakta Hai Jab Wo......
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Lafz e Bema’ni Maut kya ak lafz e bema’ni Jis ko mara hayat ne mara...
- Har lafz ko kagaj pe utara
Har lafz ko kagaj pe utara nahi jaata,Har naam ko sar-e-aam pukaara nahi jaata.Hoti hai......
- Lafz app do geet ham banaien ge
Lafz app do Geet ham banaien ge Rastaa app do Manzil ham painge Bandhan aap......
- Jia wo lafz hi meri zindagi kay
‘JIA’ WO LAFZ HI MERI ZINDAGI KAY. . . . . . JO KHABI FARAMOSH......
- Ek kasak jo lafz ki aghosh mai
EK KASAK JO LAFZ KI AGHOSH MAI SISAK RAHI THI ek dua jo door arsh......
- Koi bataye is maa lafz ka matlab
Koi Bataye Is Maa Lafz Ka Matlab Pyar Wafa Qurbani Mohabbat Parwa Lagan Sachayi Khuloos......
- Ya rab meray har lafz ka diya
Ya Rab Meray Har Lafz Ka Diya Tu Aesa Bana Day Jo Munkir e Zehra......
- Kisi k lafz nay khushbu ko kar
Kisi k Lafz nay khushbu ko kar dia paagl phir in k baad sama ka......
- Maut kya ak lafz e bemayni jis
Maut kya ak lafz e bemayni Jis ko mara hayat ne mara...