Teacher:

Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge?

Student:

Shadi…

Teacher:

Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge?

Student:

Dulha…

Teacher:

Oho… I Mean Bare Hokar Kya Hasil Karo Ge?

Student:

Dulhan

Teacher: Uffo… Matlb aisa kya karoge? Jo tum ne pehle kabi nahi kya

Student:

Nikaah:…