TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye tum?
STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha
TEACHER: kia?? ye to murgee ki bemari hay:@
STUDENT: ap ney mujhy insan kb chora hay ?
roz hi to murga bana deti ho
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- Yad h tumhe vo school k din
Yad h tumhe vo school k din? Hum kitna khelte thy Bate karte the Jhagrte......
- We go to school attend class
We go to school, to attend “CLASS” . C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.......
- The sound from a school yard with
The Sound From A School Yard With The Kids At Full Pitch. The Scratch Between......
- Sardar come to school with one black
Sardar come to school with one black and one white shoes.. Sir: go home and......
- The difference between school and life in
“The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given......
- Experience is a good school but the
Experience is a good school, but the fees are high. Heinrich Heine...
- School me 400 meters ki race 1
School me 400 meters ki race me 1 larki boys se jeet gai Teacher:Ye kaise......
- School me 400 meters ki race 1
School me 400 meters ki race me 1 larki boys se jeet gai Teacher:Ye kaise......
- Princpl school ka time 8 bje tha
Princpl: School ka Time 8 bje ka tha or Tum 9:30 baje aa Rahe ho.......
- If twitter were high school one
If Twitter Were High School.. . . . . one person would do the work......
- Realize that life is a school and
Realize That Life Is A School And You Are Here To Learn, Pass All Your......
- School k din hotey thy kabhi
School k din hotey thy Kabhi jo badal aaty thy Ek dua lab pey hoti......
- The world is your school martin h
The world is your school. ~Martin H. FischerFFM...
- When i went to catholic high school
When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for......
- During my second year of nursing school
During my second year of nursing school our professor gave us a quiz. I breezed......
- I doubt if anything learnt at school
I doubt if anything learnt at school is of more value than great literature learnt......
- Never go to your high school reunion
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all......