TeAchEr: BAtAo “NisAAr” kAisE pAidA huA??
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StudEnT: JAwAni JAn-e-MAnn, HAseEn DiLrubA, miLE do(2) DIL JAwAn, “NisAAr” ho gAyA.. :p ;-…
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Tum Bin jiya jaey kaise Kaise jiya jaey tum bin Sadiyon si lambi hein ratein......
- Batao wo kaun hai jo sab k
Batao wo kaun hai jo sab k samne aurato ki —-LETA HAI tauba kitna galat......
- Ek bat to batao mohabat ki
Ek Bat To Batao Mohabat Ki Har Gali Gumnam Q Hy Judai Or Mout Ishq......
- Batao kia likhain tum ko ke
Batao kia likhain tum ko ke lafzoon ka chunao bhi bara dushwaar hota hai jo......
- Kahoo ab kya kahoon tum ko batao
kahoo ab kya kahoon tum ko batao kya likhoon tum ko mujhy tamheed do koi......
- Batao kya mila tum ko bhala hum
Batao Kya Mila Tum Ko Bhala Hum Say Khafa Ho Kar Suna Hai Tum Bhi......
- Kaho ab kia kahon tum se batao
Kaho Ab Kia Kahon Tum Se, Batao Kia Likhon Tum Ko, Mujhe Tamhid Do Koi,......
- Ab toh yeh batao sanam kis naam
Ab Toh Yeh Batao Sanam Kis Naam Se Pukaroon Tumhe Qwab Kahoonga Toh Adhoora Reh......
- Jao jakar koi batao uss jalim ko
Jao Jakar Koi Batao Uss Jalim Ko, Koi Uski Yaad Mein Pal-Pal Mar Raha Hai,......
- Batao kia likhain tum ko keh lafzoon
Batao Kia Likhain Tum Ko Keh Lafzoon Ka Chunao Bhi Bara Dushwaar Hota Hai Jo......
- Batao aaj kahan milo ge tum
Batao! aaj kahan milo ge tum? tumhain ik phool dena hai tum se ik ehad......
- Batao kya mila tum ko bhala hum
Batao Kya Mila Tum Ko Bhala Hum Se Khafa Ho Kar Suna Hai Tum Bhi......
- Part 3 woh kehti hai batao na
(Part-3) Woh kehti hai, Batao na kise khone se darte ho.? Btao kon hai Woh......
- Aik burhiyaa dusree se tum batao
aik burhiyaa dusree burhiyaa se : tum batao tumhara buchpan kaisa guzra?? old lady replied......
- Kaho ab kia kahon tum se batao
Kaho ab kia kahon tum se! batao kia likhon tum ko! mujhy tumheed do koi!......
- Pilot phatan sy such batao tm
Pilot phatan sy. Such Such Batao tm ko Air Hostess ny thaper kyun Mara? Pathan:......
- Batao kesa lagta hy ksi ko
‘BATAO KESA, LAGTA HY, ksi ko pa k kho dena ksi k sath to chalna......
- Q batao larki sb se ziada
Q : Batao larki sb se ziada H0T kb hoti he ? . . .......
- Bewi batao wo kon si cheez hay
Bewi: Batao Wo Kon si Cheez Hay Jo Tum Rozana Dekh To Saktay Ho Magar......
- Sir batao is duniya main sab se
Sir: Batao is duniya main sab se mushkil se kon paida howa? PTHAN: sir india......
- Wo kehta hay batao be sabab kyu
Wo Kehta Hay “Batao Be sabab Kyu Rooth Jati Ho..?†May Kehti Hoon “Zara Mujh......
- Kaho ab kya kahon tum se batao
Kaho ab kya kahon tum se. Batao kya likhon tum ko, Mujhe umeed do koi,......
- Acha batao raaton ko uthata hai
ACHA BATAO? RAATON KO UTHATA HAI -:->> NEND URATA HAI Bura bhala kehne ko DIL......
- Batao kahan milo gy ap apko ik
BATAO Kaha’n Milo Gy ap? Apko IK PHOOL Dena hy ap Sy IK E’had Lena......
- Batao france k log chaitea me chammach
Batao France k log chai(tea) me chammach dal kar anti-clockwise q ghumate hai? There is......
- Batao wo konsa amal hy jis main
Batao Wo Konsa Amal Hy Jis Main Raahat Aur Laanat Dono Ek Saath Milti Hyn?......
- Arey koi to batao jakar unhe ki
Arey Koi To Batao Jakar Unhe, Ki Hum Itne Bade Gunehgaar Na The. Mana Thode......
- Ya to taabir batao mere sab khawabon
Ya To Taabir Batao Mere Sab Khawabon Ki Ya Koi Khawab In Aankhon Ko Dikhaya......
- Wo kehti hai batao besabab kyu roth
Wo kehti hai batao, besabab kyu Roth jate ho Wo kehti hai batao,besabab kyu Roth......
- Q yeh batao prinde sardiyo mein
Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar......
- Wo muzh se pooch raha tha batao
Wo muzh se pooch raha tha batao kaisa laga, Tum peechle zakhm ko chodo,Yeh ghao......
- Batao kesa lagta hy kisi ko paa
“Batao kesa lagta hy? Kisi ko paa k kho dena†kesi k sath to chalna,......
- Wo mujh sy pooch raha tha batao
Wo mujh sy pooch raha tha batao kysa laga, tum agley zakhmon ko choro ye......
- Agar tum sa koi poochay batao zindagi
‘Agar tum sa koi poochay… Batao… Zindagi kia ha’? to ‘Hatheli pe zara si khaak......
- Batao kesa lagta hy kisi ko paa
“Batao kesa lagta hy? Kisi ko paa k kho dena†kesi k sath to chalna,......