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They should fire the examiner who set those questions
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Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan died?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of IndependanceSigned?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
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Q. Ganga flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations…
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