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papa paisay do Sardar: nai hain Beta: paisa dete nai phir paida kiyo kiya? Sardar:......
- Son papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan
Son- Papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan hi hote hain to shaadi kyon karte hain.......
- Papa beti 12th k bad kya karogi
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi? Beti- B.B.A Karungi. Papa- Wat is BBA! Beti-......
- Xtreme kamina bacha son papa ap ki
Xtreme kamina bacha! Son: papa ap ki lovemarrige hoi thi na Dad:Yes son pr tum......
- Son mom papa bohot shareef hain
Son: Mom! Papa Bohot shareef hain… Mom: Wo kesay? Son: Jab bhi kisi Larki ko......
- Sardar kal mary papa kunwen me gir
Sardar :kal mary papa kunwen me gir gaye,boht chila rhy thy. Dost:ab kasy hain wo?......
- Son papa aap jese mujhe maarte ho
Son: Papa aap jese mujhe maarte ho wese dada bhi aap ko marte the…? Dad:......
- Beta papa 1 paheli ka jwab do
Beta: Papa 1 Paheli Ka Jwab do; Masl Masl K Khhra Kiya aur Thook Laga......
- Faqir kuch khana dedo admi tamatr khao
Faqir: Kuch Khana Dedo Admi: Tamatr Khao Faqir: Roti dedo Admi: Tamatr Khao Faqir: Tamatr......
- Khana e kaaba mein 4000 loud speaker 3640
Khana-e-Kaaba mein…. 4,000 LOUD speaker 3640 FANS 21,000 BULBS Aur 450 Electric Clocks hain jo......
- Faqir kuch khana dedo admi tamatr khao
Faqir: Kuch Khana DeDo Admi: Tamatr Khao Faqir: Roti DeDo Admi Tamatr Khao Faqir: Tamatr......
- Mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Santa child – mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child – how? Santa child –......
- Ek larka apne papa se quotpapa main
Ek larka apne papa se: "papa main ne bhi apni shadi pe kanjrian nachani hein......
- Sardar son at juice center papa aisi
Sardar Son at juice center: Papa aisi koi machine hoti hai jis mein juice dalein......
- Chintu papa whats the difference between mothers
Chintu: Papa What’s the Difference Between Mother’s Tears & Wife’s Tears? Father: Mother’s tears Affect......
- School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,......
- Oo siya papa din lagta aeadhe raat
Oo Siya Papa Din Lagta Ae…Adhe Raat Aa Gin Gin Taare Thak Thak Sunjiya Ravano......
- Devdas ko papa ne kaha ghar chhod
Devdas Ko Papa Ne Kaha Ghar Chhod Do Maa Ne Kaha Paro Ko Chhod Do......
- Hara bhara sa ghar thaa maa papa
Hara Bhara Sa Ghar Thaa Maa Papa Bhaai Behan Pyaar Se Bhra Aangan Thaa Bachpan......
- Papa mere tum baitho paas muje de
Papa Mere Tum Baitho Paas Muje De Do Wahi Atmavisvas Jo Diya Karte The Tum......
- A small child papa aap kisi larkee
A small child: papa, aap kisi larkee ko pyar karte hain? Father: haan, tumhaare maan......
- child papa heart ki kitni tangien
*. .Child: Papa Heart ki kitni tangien hoti hen…? PAPA: Ek bhi nai Beta, Child:......
- Child papa anti ka pait q phula
CHILD: papa Anti ka pait Q phula hai papa: tuje sab pata hai CHILD: nhi......
- Extra kameena acha son papa apki
Extra Kameena ßacha! Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na? Dad: Haan pr tumhen kese......
- Bandar ki beti boli papa mujhe
Bandar Ki Beti Boli: Papa Mujhe B Shadi Kerni Hai… Bandar Bola : Beti Sabar......
- Child papa ammi ka pait itna q
Child: Papa ammi ka Pait itna q Phula hoa he Dad: Kameny tje sb Pta......
- Shehri bacha papa aaj bohat garmi hy
Shehri Bacha: Papa Aaj BohaT Garmi Hy Papa:Hm Aj Hi AC Lgwa Lngy Gaon ka......
- Boy papa main apni girl friend ko
Boy: Papa main apni girl friend ko kia don? Papa: Wo dikhti kaisi hay? Boy:......
- Papa beti matric k bad kiya karogi
PAPA: BeTi ‘MaTRIC’ K bad Kiya Karogi.?, BETi: L.M.W.A PAPA: What .Is L.M.W.U BETi, ‘LOVE’......
- Santa mere papa itne lambe the ki
santa- mere papa itne lambe the ki khade-khade chalta fan rok dete the… banta- yar…......
- School mein 1 fail student k papa
School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa Class Teacher se: Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,......
- Beti papa mere mobile me kisine i
Beti: Papa mere mobile me kisine ‘I Love u’ Ka msg bheja hai . .......
- Son papa mujhe shair sunainpapa rasm e ulfat hi
Son: Papa Mujhe Shair Sunain..Papa: Rasm-E-Ulfat Hi Ijazat Nahi Deti Warna,Bhulen Ge Tumhe Yun Ke......
- Teacher tumhary papa kya kaam kartay hain
Teacher: Tumhary Papa kya kaam kartay hain? Bacha: ‘KFC’ k Maalik hain. Teacher: Nice, KFC......
- : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin......
- Papa kehte hain bada naam karegi beti
Papa Kehte Hain Bada Naam Karegi Beti Humari Aisa Kaam Karegi Magar Yeh To Koi......
- Boy muj se shadi kro gi
Boy: muj se shadi kro gi?¤ Girl. No Boy. But why? Girl: Ghar wale nahi......