Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.
next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.
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- Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoontum nahi ho
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- Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf
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- Kitnay ghuroor main hain wo mujhay tanha
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- 1 actress dukhi lehje main apni saheli
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