ROTI V/S SMS
2003
1 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 2 Rs
2004
1 sms 5 Rs
1 roti 2.5 Rs
2005
1 sms 2 Rs
1 roti 3 Rs
2008
1 sms 0.23 paisa
1 roti 5 Rs
2009
700 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 7 Rs
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2015
No roti
Only sms…
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