Revenge:
1foji ki fiance ny usy khat likh:
”hmsaye men nya lrka aya he,tum sy kahin acha he,men uski dulhan bnun ge,meri pic wapis bijhwa do”
Foji ny apne saray sathiyon ki fiance ki 30 pics jama kin,drmyan men uski pic rkh k khat likha:
”lo,in men sy nikal lo,men tmhari shakal bhool gya hun”:-D…
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