One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"(03343577634)…
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- Saqi ne puchha chand se ampquotdekha hai
saqi ne puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha......
- Before marriage roses are red voilet is
Before marriage: roses are red voileT is blue i luv one, daT is u… AfTer......
- Pakistan ki national game kiya hai
Pakistan ki national game kiya hai? . . . . kiya kaha hockey? nai wo......
- Ek choohay ki hathi se mulaqat hui
Ek choohay ki hathi se mulaqat hui. Choohay ne itnay baray jaanwar ko pehle nahi......
- Dad son what do you want
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- Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya
Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya. Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao. Sheikh......
- If a boy givs luv letter 2
If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl, Peple Cal Him ?Lofer? But......
- Principal 2 students u people must
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- Har khushi hansi maange aapse phool
Har khushi Hansi Maange Aapse. Har Phool Khushbu Maange Aapse. Itni Roshni Ho aapki Zindagi......
- Boy frend me tumhare ghar gaya tha
Boy Frend: Me Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha, Mjhe Nhi Lagta Humari Shadi Ho Payegi. Girl......
- Sardarni main kapray nichor k thak gayi
Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.......
- Doctor 2 charsi ye cigarette insaan
Doctor 2 charsi: ‘ye Cigarette insaan ko Aahista Aahista maar deti hay!’ charsi: ‘To theek......
- Garam raat bijli se mehroom machron auzar
Garam raat Bijli se mehroom Machron se auzar Aur neend ka Bojh… Main Pakistani na......
- Tum bhi kr k dekh lo mohabbat
Tum Bhi Kr K Dekh Lo MOHABBAT Kisi Se., Aye D0st .. Sabzi k Paise......
- Love is iodex hr kisam k dard
Love is IODEX hr kisam k dard Dour kary’ LOVE is SUPEREME … ‘yehi to......
- Mom and dad you know i love
Mom and Dad you know I Love You A lot! But . . . ........
- My wi fi suddenly stopped working then
My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working . . . Then I realised that my neighbours haven’t......
- Youn na khench chahton se muje apni
{{{{{{youn na khench chahton se muje apni taraf….. . . . main teri lat pann......
- Usne mje raat ko qabrustan me akele
Usne mje Raat ko Qabrustan me Akele Chor dya Ye kah kar . . Jub......
- Boy can i take your picture
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