Naukrani: Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Liya.
Malkin: Oh God! Call Doctor Fast.
Naukrani: Aap Tension Na Lo Maine
Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila Diya?!
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