Najomi ny ek admi ka hath dekhny k bad khatar kr gala saf krty howey kha.
maira elaam khata ha k untalees 39 saal ki umer aapka intakal ho jaye ga or 38 saal ki umer apki shadi hogi or aapky soola 16 bachy hon gy.
kaisi bat kr rahy ho admi gusey sy bola 38 Saal ki umer me shadi hogi or 39 saal ki umer me mar jaon ga or bachy 16?
Najomi masomiat sy apki shaadi jis Baywa sy hogi wo 15 bachon ki Maa hogi.
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- Ek admi sadhu se bola meri biwi
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- Admi doston ki mehfil se raat late
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- Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti
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- Wifewo samne jo admi drink ker raha
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- Hazrat muhammadsaw ne farmyajb ek jawan admi
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- Ek admi black kapry pehen kr kahen
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- Eik admi apne dost k ghar gaya
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- 1 admi rikshay wale se khan sahab
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- Bakhil admi ki dolat us vakt bahar
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- 1 admi khara apne kaam ko chabi
1 admi khara apne kaam ko chabi se zor se khuja raha tha, Sardar ne......
- 1 admi khara apne kaam ko chabi
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- Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya
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- 1 admi chilla raha tha sadar kutta
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