MUSAFIR: Beta Ap Mujhe thora sa Pani Pila Denge?
BACHA: Agar Lassi Hojae to?
MUSAFIR: Tab to Bohat hi Acha hai.
Musafir ne 5 Glass Lassi Pene K Baad Bache se Pocha
Kiya Tumhare Ghar me Koi Lassi Nahi Peta?
BACHA: Pete to sub hain, Lekin Aaj Lassi me MENDAK gir Gaya tha.
Musafir ne Piyala Zameen Par de Mara
Bacha Rote hoye Bola:
Aami! Inhone Piyala Toor Diya Ab hum KUTTAY ko Kis Bartan me Pani Pilainge……..
Related SMS:
- Musafir beta ap mujhe thora sa
MUSAFIR: Beta Ap Mujhe thora sa Pani Pila Denge? BACHA: Agar Lassi Hojae to? MUSAFIR:......
- Ajnabi beta thora pani milega bchalassi
AJNABI: beta thora pani milega? Bcha:lassi ho jae to? AJNABI: bhot hi acha hy AJNABI......
- Ajnabi beta thora pani milega bchalassi
AJNABI: beta thora pani milega? Bcha:lassi ho jae to? AJNABI: bhot hi acha hy AJNABI......
- Meri duniya sanwaar de koi mujhe thora
Meri Duniya Sanwaar De Koi Mujhe Thora Sa Pyar De Koi Meri Dharkanein Betaab Kar......
- Jis ko pakrna thora mushkil ho
Jis Ko Pakrna Thora MushkiL Ho, JiS K peEchAY 5.5 MulkOon kI pOLice LagI Ho.......
- Kbi to humari gali m aao thora
Kbi to humari gali m aao thora sa sharmao muskurao Apni ankho se zulfein uthao......
- Thora sa apna moon mobile ki screen
Thora sa apna moon mobile ki screen kay samnay karo Thoora sa or Thoora left......
- Kashkabhi app hamari ghali main aein thora
Kash!kabhi app hamari ghali main aein thora! sharmay, thora! muskurain, thora! itray, Aur phir zor......
- Chote bache ne pehle lamp thora phir
Chote bache ne pehle lamp thora phir tv ki screen ko khilona mar k thor......
- Beta software undergoes beta testing shortly before
Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn’t......
- Baap beta se tum kab tak
BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK PaRtHe RaHe ThE? BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn......
- Maa beta kya kar rahe ho
Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Beta: Padh Rha Hu. Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe......
- Baap bete se beta mje
BAAp bEte Se. . BEta : mjE yAd nI Aa RaHA K KaBI TuM Ne......
- Maa beta shadi us se karna
Maa : Beta Shadi us se karna jo Naik ho. 5 waqt Namaz parhti ho.......
- Larki waley aap ka beta
Larki Waley : Aap Ka Beta Kia Kerta Hy ??? Larke Ki Maa Mera Beta......
- Miss beta abu kya krte hen
Miss : beta abu kya krte hen? . . . . . . . .......
- Mom beta so jawo warna gabbar
mom: beta so jawo warna gabbar ajayga san: phale 10 rope do mom kyou san:......
- Mother beta tum ne chotay bhai ko
Mother:: Beta tUm nE chotay bhai ko kursi kyun maari?? Beta:: (hanstay huay) haha mOm......
- Beta papa main ghr chor k ja
Beta: papa main ghr chor k ja raha hun kyun k main apni marzi se......
- Baap beta jab koi buzurg khara ho
Baap: beta jab koi buzurg khara ho to apni jaga usay baithnay k liye de......
- Baap beta kahe jaa rahe the
BaAp BeTa KaHe JaA RaHe ThE BaAp Ne PoChA BeTa PaIdAl ChAlE Ya BuS MaI......
- Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash
Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash Fatafat Hurry up Jaldi Quickly Come on yar......
- Nani amma beta jb tme khansi
Nani Amma : beta jb tme khansi aaye toh munh pe hath rkh liya kro.......
- Sheikh ka beta girl friend k sath
Sheikh ka Beta Girl Friend k sath Ghoom k Ghar aya to Baap ne Pocha:......
- Maa beta america se mery liye jawan
Maa. beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna. Betey ne america se......
- Baap beta shadi k din susral walay
Baap: Beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dien tu suit mang lena. Scooter dien......
- Peer beta koi mannat mango mureed
peer-… Beta koi mannat mango! Mureed… Plz mujhy phir se UNMARRIED kar Dain, Peer…. Beta......
- 1st manyaar mera beta buhat acha haina
1st Man:YaAr Mera Beta Buhat Acha Hai.Na Cigerete Peta Hai,Na pAn Khata Hai,Na Bahir Awara......
- Mahman beta apko school jana kesa lagta
Mahman! Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy? Bacha! Muje schol jana boht acha lagta......
- Maa beta kya kar rahe ho beta
MAA: Beta kya kar rahe ho? BETA: Padh raha hoon. MAA: Excellent! kya padh rahe......
- Thora sa dil ko udas kr lia
Thora sa dil ko udas kr lia karo Humsy door hone ka ehsas kr lia......
- Thora de k sharamsar na ho kyun
Thora de k sharamsar na ho, kyun k na dena thora dene se b kamtar......
- Bahana kuchh bhi ho thora sa jee
Bahana Kuchh Bhi Ho Thora Sa Jee Lo Yaro Khushi Ho Ya Gam Mere Sang......
- Hua tu kuch b nahe bus thora
Hua tu kuch b nahe, Bus! Thora sa Maan toota ha, Thore se Log bichre......
- Thora dene per shermao nhe q k
Thora dene per shermao nhe q k khali hath (ALLAH)ko pasand nhe...
- Thora sa apna moo mobile ki screen
Thora sa apna moo mobile ki screen kay samnay karo Thoora sa or Thoora left......
- Jo log khanay se pehlay thora namak
*Jo Log Khanay Se Pehlay Thora Namak Chakh Letay Hain Woh Log 30 Kisam Ki......
- Kabhi tum humse bhi thora sa pyaar
Kabhi Tum Humse Bhi Thora Sa Pyaar Karlo Mujh Par Hi Tum Apni Zindagi Jaanisaar......
- Thora sa piyar hoa tha kuch nahin
Thora Sa Piyar Hoa Tha Kuch Nahin Baqi Chahaton Ka Silla Yeh Khub Tum Ney......
- Kabi to hamari gali aao thora sa
kabi to hamari gali aao,,, thora sa sharmao,,,,,, aur muskrao,, apni ankhon se zulfen uthao,,......
- Abi na khol abi thora hijaab rehny
Abi na khol abi thora hijaab rehny dey, Kuch aor din muje yunhi kharab rehnay......
- Miss jis bache nysabq thora sa
Miss: jis bache nysabq thora sa yaad kia wo mere haath per kiss kry ga......
- Ye thora sa jeevan adhura mosam
Ye Thora Sa Jeevan Adhura Sa Mosam Ye Rango’n Ki Chahat Gulabo’n Ki Hasrat …......
- Fever tu thora buht utar gya hai
fever tu thora buht utar gya hai.. lakin abhi virus completely khatm nhi hua… ksi......
- Usne thora b wo tahalluq jo meri
Usne thora b wo tahalluq jo meri zaat se tha, Usko ranj na jane meri......
- Abi thora hijaab rehnay de kuch our
Abi Thora Hijaab Rehnay De. Kuch Our Din Muje Yunhi Kharab Rehnay De Ujaar De......
- Abi na khool thora hijaab rehny dy
Abi Na Khool Abi Thora Hijaab Rehny Dy, Kuch Or Din Muje Yunhi Kharab Rehny......
- Abi na khool thora hijaab rehny dy
Abi Na Khool Abi Thora Hijaab Rehny Dy, Kuch Or Din Muje Yunhi Kharab Rehny......
- Oron se b hy rabt mujhy thora
oron se b hy rabt mujhy thora sa mgr tujh se hain jo silsilay inteha......
- Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo
Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo, SMS zara naya kia karo Ager samajh na aye......
- Thora sa apna moon mobile screen k
thora sa apna moon mobile screen k samny karo thora sa or kaha na thora......
- Zindagi k raste mine thora tum chalo
Zindagi k raste mine thora tum chalo sath thora hum chalte hain jaan phr aagay......
- Thora sa apna face mobile ki screen
Thora sa apna face Mobile ki screen k Samnay karo! . Thora Sa 0r. Thora......
- Itni dooriyan na barhaao thora sa yaad
Itni dooriyan na barhaao thora sa yaad kar hi liya kro.. Kahein aisa na ho......
- Ye thora sa jeevan adhoora mosam rangon
Ye thora sa jeevan, Adhoora sa mosam, Ye rangon ki chahat, Gulabon ki hasrat, Ye......
- Thora garam thanda ziyada piya karo
ThOrA GaRaM ThAnDa ZiYaDa PiYa KaRo sMs ZaRa NaYa KiYa KaRo AgR SmJh Na AyE......
- Thora jhoot mila lay apni sachi batoon
Thora Thora Jhoot Mila Lay Apni Sachi Batoon Mein Werna Yea Dunia Teray Rehne Kay......
- Derd ki atish e bersat miley aurabhi gum thora
Derd Ki Atish-E-Bersat Miley Aur,,,,Abhi Gum Thora Hai Samnder-E-Ashk Hue Kum,,Yun To Bandho Ne Dum......
- Aankhon mein kaazal hothon laali hai thora
Aankhon Mein Kaazal Hothon Mein Laali Hai Thora Sarmana Thora Itrana Umar Tumhari Baali Hai......
- Rahane de baki aabhi thora bhram jeene
Rahane De Baki Aabhi Thora Bhram Jeene Me, Ke Waqt Kuch Lagega Use “Tum” Ko......
- Thora garam thanda ziyada piya karo
Thora Garam Thanda Ziyada Piya Karo. SMS Zara Naya Kiya Karo. Agar Samajh Na Aye......
- Wife aur andar dalo thora upar left
Wife: aur andar dalo, thora upar, thora left Haan! Aur thora left. Husband: (ghussy se)......
- Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo
Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo… Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo… Kis......
- Ban kar musafir jhoot ka tu kab
Ban Kar Musafir Jhoot Ka Tu Kab Tak Bhatke Ga Ant Main Safar Ke Apne......
- be naam musafir hon be nam
*’* Be naam musafir hon, be nam safar mera, Kis rah nikal jaon, kuch keh......
- wo rat ka be nawa musafir
*’* Wo Rat Ka Be Nawa Musafir Wo Tera SHAIR wo Tera NASIR, *’* Teri......
- Mar ke musafir se basaya hai tujhe
Mar Mar Ke Musafir Se Basaya Hai Tujhe . Rukh Sab Se Chupa Ke Muh......
- Mai hun ek musafir na jane kahan
Mai Hun Ek Musafir Na Jane Kahan Jaunga, Chalta Chalta Apni Raah Pe Dur Kahin......
- Aya tha begana sa ek anjaan musafir
Aya Tha Begana Sa Ek Anjaan Musafir Teri Is Mehfil Mein Dost Dhundne Kadardan Aya......
- Ham to ek musafir the teri rehgujar
Ham To Ek Musafir The Teri Rehgujar Ke? Socha Na Tha Teri Basti Me Apna......
- Manzil ke musafir jaaan
Manzil ke musafir Jaaan ! Tum Kisi Aur Manzil k Musafir he Thehraay Tu Raah......
- Soch me gum hain musafir aur un
Soch me gum hain musafir aur un k samne Soch me gum hain musafir aur......
- Waqt be ek diwana musafir
Waqt Be Waqt Ek Diwana Musafir Hy Meri Aankhon May.. Waqt Be Waqt Thehar Jata......
- Aye musafir hum bhi chale thae
Aye Musafir hum bhi chale thae kabhi un raho par, sajae thae humne bhi ankho......
- Ek sham ka musafir beemar o na
Ek Sham Ka Musafir Beemar o Na Tawan Hai Chehra Lahu Lahu Hai Zakhmon Se......
- Iss rah e ulfat k musafir sath tu ny
iss rah-e-ulfat k musafir k sath tu ny kia kia kabi apna lia kabi tukhra......
- Musafir ko roza rakhne ya na ka
Musafir Ko Roza Rakhne Ya Na Rakhne Ka Ikhtiar Hai. AL HADEES ! Musafir Chahay......
- Aik musafir ko pathan k pas raat
aik musafir ko pathan k pas raat guzarni pari,dushmn ne ghera dal dia,musafir ghbra gia,pathan......
- Hai musafir sab yaha aana jaana hai
Hai Musafir Sab Yaha, Aana Hai Jaana Hai, Manzilon Ko To Kisi Ne Raston Ko......
- Hum tumhari hi khatir musafir hai banay
Hum Tumhari Hi Khatir Musafir Hai Banay Kaise Zinda Hoon Tumhare Bin, Ye Kaise Hum......
- Pyaar ke ais musafir ko ajnabi samajh
Pyaar Ke Ais Musafir Ko Ajnabi Samajh Ke Bhola Na Dena Agar Dil Se Dil......
- Aye raste hum bhi musafir hain apni
Aye Raste Hum Bhi Musafir Hain Apni Wafa Hamare Naam Likhna Subatein To Dayar-E-Ishq Ke......
- Ham tere shahar may aye hain musafir
Ham Tere Shahar May Aye Hain Musafir Ki Tarah Sirf Ek Bar Mulaqat Ka Mauqa......
- Kisi anjaani baste kai musafir tum bhi
Kisi Anjaani Baste Kai Musafir Tum Bhi Ho Hum Bhi Shanasa Tthay Kabhi Jo Ajnabi......
- Saahil pe aa ke bhatak jaayewo musafir
Saahil Pe Aa Ke Bhatak Jaaye,Wo Musafir Nahi Dekha Moorat Ko Paa Ke Mukar Jaaye,Wo......
- Roka hua musafir hun mai teri raah
Roka Hua Musafir Hun Mai. Teri Raah Ka Hamsafar Aakhir Hun Mai Apne Lab Pe......
- Chale gaye musafir manjilon ki aur par
Chale Gaye Musafir Manjilon Ki Aur, Par Aaj Bhi Kadmo Ke Nishan Baki Hai Abhi......
- Sehra ke musafir ko julfon saye na
Sehra Ke Musafir Ko Julfon Ke Saye Na Dikhao Safar Mein Bhula De Jo Manzil......
- Ek roz musafir bhatka tha tanha udaas
Ek Roz Musafir Bhatka Tha Tanha Tha Udaas Tha Ek Aas Lagaye Baitha Tha Najaane......
- Hum to the musafir jise tumne rasta
Hum To The Musafir Jise Tumne Rasta Dikha Diya Hum To The Bewafa Jise Tumne......
- Musafir ko kafir mat samajh ae saaqi
Musafir Ko Kafir Mat Samajh Ae Saaqi Socha Unhe To Mujhe Mera Khuda Yaad Aaya......
- Woh musafir laal kisi ka kissi ki
Woh Musafir Woh Laal Kisi Ka, Kissi Ki God Ujadi Kissi Ka Daman, Qurbaani Ahle......
- Musafir ke raaste badalte rahemukaddar me
Musafir ke raaste badalte rahe,Mukaddar me chalna tha chalte rahe…. Woh kya the jisne hume......
- Anjana musafir betha tha neem ki
Anjana Musafir Betha tha neem ki chaaoun main ek shaam Ek pari aayee aur kaha......
- Dunya k a musafir manzil teri
Dunya k A Musafir Manzil Teri Qabar Hai kr Rha Hai jo tu 2’Din ka......
- Ek musafir ne raat pichlay pahar
Ek Musafir Ne Raat Pichlay Pahar Apne Mehboob Ke Na Aane Par Kar Diya Taj......
- Ek admi kabar par betha tha musafir
ek admi kabar par betha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta??? admi:darne ki kya......
- Ek admi kabar par betha tha musafir
ek admi kabar par betha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta??? admi:darne ki kya......
- Hum musafir hain ajnabi rahon k
Hum Musafir Hain Ajnabi Rahon K Na Manzil Milti Hai Na Wapsi K Nishaan Zindagi......
- Sar e sehra musafir ko sitara yad rehta hai
Sar-e-Sehra Musafir Ko Sitara Yad Rehta Hai Mai Chalta Ho Mujhe Chehra Tumhara Yad Rehta......
- Duniya k ae musafir manzil teri
Duniya k ae musafir_ Manzil teri qabar hai_ Te kar raha hai jo tu_ Do......
- Rahein ge thokren khate musafir na
Rahein ge thokren khate musafir. Na hon jb kafila salar ache. Hakoomat k bare dawe......
- ham dohreaziyyatk giriftaar musafir paon bhi
-HaM dOhRe’Aziy’yat’k GiRiftaaR MuSafiR, PaOn Bhi hAiN Chalni ‘ShOaQ-e-SaFaR’Bhi mohsn NahiN jAtA-...
- Mom kyn ro rhe ho beta
Mom: kyn ro rhe ho? beta: keel lgatay hoay hathhori papa k hath pe lag......
- Assa vaang musafir tur jaana teri
Assa vaang musafir tur jaana, teri mehfil sada abaad rahe, kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,......
- Ae musafir kyoon ghabrata hai mere rikhshaw
Ae Musafir Kyoon Ghabrata Hai Mere Rikhshaw Mein Beth Jane Se Khuda Bhi Naraz Hota......
- Bhatke ju hardum musafir nahi hai tham
Bhatke Ju Hardum Musafir Nahi Hai, Tham Jaye Pal Bhar Hawa Wo Nahi Hai, Zindagi......
- Zindagi main to musafir hu teri kashti
Zindagi Main To Musafir Hu Teri Kashti Ka, Jab Tu Kahegi Uttar Jaonga, Phool Reh......
- Har musafir ko raah milti kahan kisi
Har Musafir Ko Raah Milti Kaha.N Har Kisi Ko Nigah Milti Kaha.N Gar Shayar Na......
- Jeevan kya hain ek musafir khana saalon
Jeevan Kya Hain Ek Musafir Khana Hain Saalon Se Kaheen Iss Dil Me Basna Ye......
- Yeh kesii majboorii hain is musafir mulk
Yeh Kesii Majboorii Hain Is Musafir Mulk Mein Na Din Koaraam Me, Ur Na Raat......
- Raston sey rastey miley kesey pe musafir
Raston Sey Rastey Miley Kesey Raston Pe Musafir Miley Kesey Musafir Ko Manzil Mili Kesey......
- Ek musafir ne raat pichlay pahar apne
Ek Musafir Ne Raat Pichlay Pahar Apne Mehboob Ke Na Aane Par Kar Diya Taj......
- Humsafar chahiye hajoom nahin ek musafir bhi
Humsafar Chahiye Hajoom Nahin, Ek Musafir Bhi Qafla Hai Mujhe, To Muhabbat Se Koi Chaal......
- Kashti ke musafir ne samundar nahi dekha
Kashti Ke Musafir Ne Samundar Nahi Dekha, Dekha Hai Mere Dil Ke Bahar Andar Nahi......
- Hoga musafir jo jahan me aayega safar
Hoga Musafir Jo Jahan Me Aayega Safar Ka Jahan Muqaam Chor Jayega. Iss Safar Me......
- Kasti ke musafir ne samandar nahi dekha
Kasti Ke Musafir Ne Samandar Nahi Dekha Aankho Ko Dekha Par Dil Mein Utar Ke......
- Ek shaam ka musafir beemaar o na tawan he chehra
Ek Shaam ka musafir beemaar-o-na-tawan he.. Chehra lahu lahu he zakhmon say khoon rawan he........
- Musafir to bichertay hain rifakat kab badlti
Musafir to bichertay hain rifakat kab badlti hai.. Muhabbat zinda rehti hai Muhabbat kab badlti......
- Musafir toh bichar jate hein rafaqat kub
Musafir Toh Bichar Jate Hein Rafaqat Kub Badalti He…. Muhabbat Zinda Rehti He, Muhabbat Kub......
- Ajnbi c raho kaajnbi musafir ak mujh
ajnbi c raho ka…ajnbi musafir ak mujh se pooch betha hy rasta bta do gy?......
- Mohabbat ki musafat main musafir ke palatney
Mohabbat ki musafat main Musafir ke palatney ka Koi raasta nahi hota Wo sari kashtiyaan......
- Chal musafir saman utha k ab manzil
Chal musafir saman utha k ab manzil ki taraf barhana hai….. Yeh rah mai tri......
- Maa tab b roti thi jab beta
Maa Tab b roti thi jab Beta khana nhi khata tha OR Maa ajj b......
- Maa beta kya kar rahe ho
MAA : Beta kya kar rahe ho..? BETA : Parh rha hu Maa.. MAA :......
- Man beta ap k abu ghar per
Man: beta ap k abu ghar per hain? Boy: nai wo walk per gye hain......
- Mujhe tum se p pi piy
Mujhe Tum Se P…. Pi… Piy… Piya… Piyaa.. Piyaaz Aalu mangwane hain lakar do ge?......
- Benaam musafir hoonbe naam safar merakis rah
Benaam musafir hoon, be naam safar mera, Kis rah nikal jaon, kuch keh nahi sakta........
- Benam musafir honbenam safr mera kis raah
Benam musafir hon,Benam safr mera Kis raah nikal jaon kuch keh nahi sakta Benam meri......
- Jeevan se matt haar musafir khel anokha
Jeevan Se Matt Haar Musafir Jeevan Khel Anokha Hai Jeevan Jitna Saccha Hai Jeena Utna......
- Raah mein chalte huye musafir se baat
Raah Mein Chalte Huye Musafir Se Baat Hui Mein Behoshi Mein Thi Tou Poocha Din......
- Assa vaang musafir tur jaana teri mehfil
Assa vaang musafir tur jaana, teri mehfil sada abaad rahe, kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,......
- Main musafir hun sadaa sunke thahar jaunga
Main musafir hun sadaa sunke thahar Jaunga ! Raah roko na meri ruk ke bikhar......
- Assa vaang musafir tur jaana teri mehfil
Assa vaang musafir tur jaana, teri mehfil sada abaad rahe, kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi......
- Main hun be watan musafir mera naam bekasi
Main Hun Be-Watan Musafir, Mera Naam Bekasi Hai….Mera Koi Bhi Nahin Hai Jo Gale Laga......
- Byz agr mai kahn mujhe tum
B?yz : Agr mai kah?n mujhe tum se M?habat hai or meri yahi chahat hai......
- Ek don ka beta oral exam me
ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya, ghar aakar wo apne dad......
- Sardar to his son beta tu sher
Sardar to his son: Beta tu SHER da putar hai aur wo sher main hon.......
- Memon ka beta abbu 2 rps do
Memon ka beta: abbu 2 Rps do na Abbu:nahi dunga Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay......
- Memon ka beta abu 5 ropay do
Memon Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do Na Abu: Nahin Dun Ga Beta: Abu Day......
- Beta ro raha tha abu ne pocha
Beta ro raha tha. Abu ne pocha Q ro rahe ho mujhe batao mein tumhara......
- Maan tab b roti thi jab beta
Maan tab b roti thi jab beta khana nahi khata tha ….. our… Maan aaj......
- beta papa ye sex kya hota
*. . .Beta-papa ye ‘sex’ kya hota hai…? Sardar: thinks oye ye kya puch liya......
- Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae
Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae fail hua to 4th mein wapis aya. 4th......
- Master g to child beta kun ro
Master g to child; beta kun ro rahe ho. bacha; master g school ki bell......
- Musafir chalte thak gaya hain safar jane
Musafir Chalte Chalte Thak Gaya Hain Safar Jane Abhi Kitna Pada Hain Makan Ke Sab......
- Aye musafir e tanha dekh shaam hone waali hain
Aye Musafir-E-Tanha Dekh Shaam Hone Waali Hain. Jald Laut Kee Ghar Jaa Shaan Hone Waali......
- Aaj k baad mujhe ufone no
Aaj k baad mujhe ufone no. Pe sms mat ki jiye ga. AAP Neeche likhe......
- Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna
Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho Jitna… U||o Ko Raat… Dentist Ko Daant… Gadhe Ko Laat…......
- Studentmiss ap ne kal mujhe call kyon
sTuDeNt:MiSs aP nE kAL MuJhE caLL KyOn Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se? TeAcHeR:Mai......
- Patient mujhe bimari hai na khaon
Patient : mujhe bimari hai, na khaon to bhook lagti hai, na souon to neend......
- Girl mujhe ek esa shohar chahye jo
Girl: Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karein, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur......
- Ab mujhe msg mein zaleel krna ab
Ab Mujhe msg mein zaleel krna ab band b karo Faraz , Kya ‘Wasi’ aur......
- Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna
Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna…. Ullu ko Raat, Dentist ko Daant, Gadhe ko Laat......
- Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON......
- Sir apka beta cigarette pita hai aap
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai. Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ? Sardar: Haan, Puchhta......
- Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi.? SON......
- Beta mama ye pregnant kya hota hai
Beta: mama ye pregnant kya hota hai? Mama: beta ghussay ko pregnant kehte hain. Next......
- Santa aaj mera beta first class me
Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya.. Master: Very Gud.. Kisme Aaya?? Santa: ?RAJDHANI......
- Ker le beta aashki fhoote tere
Ker Le Beta Aashki ….. Fhoote Tere Karam……. Rota Rahega Her Ghadi…. Royega Aagle Janam……....
- Maa ko kya pyara beta dulara baap
Maa Ko Kya Pyara Beta Dulara Baap Kaa Sahara Beta Dulara Bacha Kaun Duniya Main......
- Memon ka beta girl friend k
MEMON ka beta girl friend k sath ghoom k ghar ayato baap ne poocha,kitnay paisay......
- Mother beta apny lye ik naik
Mother: Beta apny lye ik naik larki talash karo namazi ho perhezgar pardy dar naik......
- Beta apne baap se papa kia aap
beta apne baap se papa kia aap ne kabhi kisi ladki se piyar kia he.......
- Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON......
- Rat darkht pe 1 bulbul udas beta
Rat darkht pe 1 bulbul udas beta tha.. 1 jugnu ne dekh k pucha ‘tu......
- maan beta america s mery lye
*’* MAAN. beta america s mery lye jawan hone ki dawai bhejna. Bete n america......
- Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail
Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail ho ke 4th mein aaya. 4th se 3rd........
- Beta papa aj meri mis ny aisa
Beta: Papa aj meri mis ny aisa sawal pocha jis ka jawab sirf mery pas......
- Baap beta is bar exam main
Baap: Beta is bar Exam main tumhain 9O% NO Laane hain. Beta: Nahi abbu me......
- memon apne bete se beta
*. . .Memon Apne Bete Se: Beta Kia Kar Rahe Ho…??? Beta: Kuch Nai Papa…......
- Miss to sardar aap ka beta bari
Miss To Sardar: Aap Ka Beta Bari Gandi Batein Karta Hai Isay Samjhaein Warna Mein......
- Sardar ka beta 5 subjects mn fail
Sardar ka beta 5 subjects mn fail ho gya. Sardar: Hun minu Abba na boleen!......
- Baap beta jab koi buzurg khara
Baap : beta Jab koi Buzurg khara Ho to apni Jaga usay Baithnay k liye......
- Sarther beta to bistar kyn lagay
Sarther: Beta to bistar kyn lagay? Son: Ghr py to guest ane hn. Sarther: Kon?......
- Le beta 3 popular larkion k number
Le beta 3 popular larkion k Number Bilqees Edhi 03339200068 surf excel wali dadi 03215659217......
- Pathan ki maa beta tujhe yahan sa
PATHAN KI MAA: Beta! Tujhe yahan sa Lahore jane main 1 Din laga or wapis......
- Le beta market me naya chichor pan
Le beta market me naya chichor pan aya ha le sun, … Jitna b chaho......
- Bhoot ka beta apni mom se khush
Bhoot ka Beta Apni Mom Se Khush Ho K Bola: ‘Mom,Me Kitna Drowna Hoon Na?......
- Sheikh ka beta abba 2 rupees do
Sheikh ka beta: abba 2 Rupees do Abba: nahi dunga Beta: abba de do doodh......
- Beta papa 1 paheli ka jwab do
Beta: Papa 1 Paheli Ka Jwab do; Masl Masl K Khhra Kiya aur Thook Laga......
- Arre dewaano mujhe pehchano kahan se
Arre dewaano… Mujhe pehchano kahan se aya? Main hun kon? May hun kon? May hun......
- Mujhe to garmi mein chakr or ulti
Mujhe to garmi mein chakr or ulti aane lagi “PApPU”,,, Iss pe kaminon ne kaha......
- Mem0n son papa mujhe gari ki chabi
Mem0n son: papa mujhe gari ki chabi de den aaj hamare colege me function hy.......
- Apni zindgi se kuch pal dedo mujhe
Apni zindgi se kuch pal dedo mujhe! Aaj na sahi apna kal dedo mujhe! Khushi......
- Tumhari yaad to mujhe aise aati hy
TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy “PAppu” , , , JesE Aandhi mEi ShopAr......
- Aadmi zara jaldi se mujhe ek zanana
Aadmi: zara jaldi se mujhe ek zanana chappal dijiye Dukandar: naap batayen? Aadmi: naap to......
- Larki sheikh larkay se aj mujhe kisi
Larki (Sheikh Larkay se): Aj mujhe kisi buhut hi expensive jaga ghuma lao? . .......
- Beta kitni sundar larki hy baap
Beta: Kitni sundar larki hy Baap: Beta ye miss hen tumhari maan k brabar hen.......
- Sardar beta 2 bistar kiun lagay
*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay? Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn. Sardar: Kon?......
- Gd mrning utho beta ankhen kholo
G??D M?RNING utho beta ankhen kholo Bister choro or abi barish ho rahi ha Plz......
- Oooaaannnoooaaannnoooaaannnoooaaannnaaaaaaaannnlo baimubarak ho faraz ko beta huwa
Oooaaannn..Oooaaannn.....Oooaaannn......Oooaaannn..AaaaAaaannn..?....... Lo bai..Mubarak ho FARAZ ko beta huwa hai!...
- Munna bhai abay sarkit ye beta
MUNNA BHAI abay sarkit ye beta agar bina daaton kay kutta katy to kya kerny......
- Memon ka beta apni girl friend k
Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap......
- Rooh e azan hai bap to beta namaz e deen
Rooh-e-Azan hai Bap to Beta Namaz-e-Deen Masjid ALI ki hai to musalla HUSSAIN ka Jagir-e-Kibria......
- Memon ka beta girlfrend k sath ghoom
Memon ka beta girlfrend k sath ghoom k aaya to baap ne pocha kitney paise......
- Molvi sahab bache se parho beta h
Molvi sahab (bache se) “parho beta h se halwa han shabash halaq se nikaloâ€. Bache......
- Beta ammi kya pasand ke shadi karny
Beta: ammi kya pasand ke shadi karny sy ghar waly naraz hoty hain? Maa: tu......
- Hum tasaver may tojhay apne paas beta
Hum Tasaver May Tojhay Apne Paas Beta Ker Roye~ Tere Tasveer Ko Senay Se Laga......
- Height of addiction father beta facebook
Height of Addiction: . . Father: Beta, Facebook seE hatt k bhi Ek Duniya hai........